It's Officially One Night In Paris

[nbcrusader]

Porn firm to release Paris Hilton video

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- The notorious home video circulated on the Internet showing reality TV star Paris Hilton having sex with her former boyfriend is coming to an adult film store near you.

Red Light District Video, a suburban Los Angeles porn production company, said Thursday it has acquired rights from Hilton's ex-beau, Rick Salomon, to distribute the full 45-minute video in June under the title "One Night In Paris."

What amuses me most about this CNN article is that you can get email alerts for Paris Hilton news. How lame is that?!?

 

[Bonochick]

What amuses me most about this CNN article is that you can get email alerts for Paris Hilton news. How lame is that?!?

Are you making fun of me?

 

[Mullen-Girl]

I wonder if it'll catch as much fire as Pam & Tommy's

 

[nbcrusader]

Re: Re: It's Officially One Night In Paris

Are you making fun of me?

Can we get email alerts for Bonochick news?

 

[bonosloveslave]

(The Paris thing, not BC )

 

[Salome]

just 45 minutes?


pfffft

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[easytiger]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Depeche Mode

Paris Hilton

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

news alert for new Paris videos...

 

[nbcrusader]

She may be a little more careful now; unless of course, she needs new publicity.....

 

[Bonochick]

Re: Re: Re: It's Officially One Night In Paris

Can we get email alerts for Bonochick news?

That can be arranged.

 

[Basstrap]

just 45 minutes?


pfffft

haha....look at mr. man!

 

[Bonochick]

 

[pepokiss]

finally.. my prayers are listened...

Paris Hilton

 

[beli]

Having seen (on the TV) an interview with Paris and her more intelligent sister, and being aware of Paris' lack of ability in the "Do you want fries with that" vocations, Paris' only career options left may well be porn.

 

[Angela Harlem]

when you're as loaded as she is, you dont need career options.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I heard that while they were getting it on, Paris jumped out of bed to answer her cell phone.

 

[Basstrap]

you heard, eh?

that is a coy euphemism for "I watch porn all the time", right?

 

[Bonochick]

Oh no, did somebody say "sex" in front of Kirk??

*covers his ears*

 

[Basstrap]

pssssh!

I am SOOOO all over sex

 

[Bonochick]

I am so under it.

 

[Screaming Flower]

Having seen (on the TV) an interview with Paris and her more intelligent sister,

being the more intelligent hilton sister is like being the least crazy jackson.

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAHAAHAAA!!!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

you heard, eh?

that is a coy euphemism for "I watch porn all the time", right?

Actually, I'm proud to say that I haven't seen a porn since college!

Oh wait...I forgot about the French porn from the 1930s that I saw on New Year's Eve....