it's officially never gonna knock

[IWasBored]

careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

careeeeeeeeeeeeeer

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I LIKE THE RAF!

 

[IWasBored]

i won't open letter bombs for you

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

don't deny it

 

[IWasBored]

thousands are sailing across the western ocean

 

[Bonochick]

Ca...

...rear?

All hands on deck!

 

[Bonochick]

Or on me.

Whatever!

 

[IWasBored]

oh the opportunties

 

[Bonochick]

Seize them!!!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

all the people?
so many people?

 

[Bonochick]

Seize them all!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

I thought this thread was supposed to be about Canada.


Carry On.

 

[Laura M]

In the words of Angie:

 

[meegannie]

I'm sorry, we're all out.

 

[)(odiaca]

How long is a peice of string?

A good question. In order to ascertain the answer to this question, we must perform a thought experiment. You can try and perform this experiment with an actual piece of string, but will probably cut your fingers.

Take a piece of string, and cut it in half. You now have two pieces of string, each half the length of the original. Now, cut one of the halves in half again. Cut one of the remainders into half, and this again, etc. The fact is, that no matter how many times you cut the string into half, you will never achieve a state where the length of the segment reaches zero.

So, eventually, you will have cut the string in half an infinite number of times, and hence you will have an infinite number of pieces of string which will all have a length above zero.

Obviously, any value above zero multiplied by infinity equals infinity, and hence through logical deduction we have proved that any piece of string is infinitely long

 

[JessicaAnn]

How long is a peice of string?

A good question. In order to ascertain the answer to this question, we must perform a thought experiment. You can try and perform this experiment with an actual piece of string, but will probably cut your fingers.

Take a piece of string, and cut it in half. You now have two pieces of string, each half the length of the original. Now, cut one of the halves in half again. Cut one of the remainders into half, and this again, etc. The fact is, that no matter how many times you cut the string into half, you will never achieve a state where the length of the segment reaches zero.

So, eventually, you will have cut the string in half an infinite number of times, and hence you will have an infinite number of pieces of string which will all have a length above zero.

Obviously, any value above zero multiplied by infinity equals infinity, and hence through logical deduction we have proved that any piece of string is infinitely long

I am in love

 

[Bonochick]

I'm in love because I just fell in love and made love.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

 

[)(odiaca]

..you can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track..

 

[)(odiaca]

Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time

The theory is supported as long as the funds are

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it

The objective of all dedicated product support employees should be to thoroughly analyze all situations, anticipate all problems prior to their occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems when called upon. However, when you are up to your ass in alligators, it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area

No matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back

Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck

After adding two weeks to the schedule for unexpected delays, add two more for the unexpected, unexpected delays

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least

Numbers are tools, not rules

Numbers are symbols for things; the number and the thing are not the same

Skill in manipulating numbers is a talent, not evidence of divine guidance

Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from nonpractitioners.

The product of an arithmetical computation is the answer to an equation; it is not the solution to a problem

Arithmetical proofs of theorems that do not have arithmetical bases prove nothing

Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job -- it's the start of a brand new series of three

The integral of the gravitational potential taken around any loop trail you chose to hike always comes out positive

The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent

 

[meegannie]

 

[JessicaAnn]

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time

Zoney is this true?

 

[zoney!]

I )(

 

[)(odiaca]

..it is impossible to make anything foolproof because after all fools are so ingenious..