It's Officially #More Fun than Sex

[Chizip]

A list of ideas...

http://gp4teens.com/sex/Article.asp?ID=395&Type=33

 

[nbcrusader]

I didn't know you read Guideposts for Teens.....

 

[Chizip]

who doesnt?

 

[JessicaAnn]

72. Surf the Web

What ... so you can find porn?

 

[Chizip]

yes, so then you can

91. Play baseball without a bat or ball.

whatever that means......

 

[zoney!]

must.....hold.....self.....back.....from.....making.....comments

 

[beegee]

release me.

 

[nbcrusader]

6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield.

You know, sometimes its hard to find a good cornfield when you're feelin' frisky.....

 

[IWasBored]

2. Go to a high school football game.


what if it's laccrosse season?

 

[bonosloveslave]

Your title is misleading Chizzer

These are things to do instead of sex, not 'more fun than sex'.

I personally like:

78. Run errands for your parents.

79. Help each other clean out your closets.

80. Play soccer with your younger siblings.

81. Make a present for your mothers.

82. Surprise your parents by cleaning the house.

83. Stay after church and help the janitor pick up bulletins.

84. Rake leaves, shovel snow, plant flowers.

Hmmmm, wonder if a parent suggested these things to do

 

[IWasBored]

oh but holding hands is sooooo much mroe fun than sex

 

[zoney!]

what if it's laccrosse season?

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

11 amuses me. alot.

 

[nbcrusader]

11. can lead to sex if played correctly

 

[verte76]

Doing homework together is more fun???
Making a candlelight dinner together *is* alot of fun.

 

[Screaming Flower]

horn dogs.

 

[bonosloveslave]

THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE *MORE FUN*, THESE ARE PLOYS TO GET YOU TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. AS IF WHEN YOU ARE A TEENAGER.


thank you

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

69. Invent a new game.


bwhahahahaha

 

[Diemen]

69. Invent a new game.


bwhahahahaha

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[Burns]Excellent![/Burns]

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Yeah definitely sounds like parents wrote that up

 

[Chizip]

THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE *MORE FUN*, THESE ARE PLOYS TO GET YOU TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. AS IF WHEN YOU ARE A TEENAGER.


thank you

SORRY IF I THINK ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE MORE FUN THAN SEX


sheesh, some people

 

[zoney!]

hey chizip....

do you want to go ride bicycles later?

.....ifyouknowwhatImean?

 

[ABEL]

45. Have a burping contest.

 

[BAW]

I would kick ass in a burping contest



BUUUUURRRRPPP!

 

[zoney!]

wow!

That WAS better than sex.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

what if it's laccrosse season?

heh.

 

[DaveC]

"45. Have a burping contest." Yeah, that'd go over real well with Rachel.

"61. Read 1 Corinthians 13." Whoopee.

"67. Volunteer to work in your church nursery on a Sunday morning. " But what if you're horny and it's not Sunday?

"74. Arm wrestle." Rachel would so kick my ass at this.

"83. Stay after church and help the janitor pick up bulletins." That sounds like my kinda afternoon! Whoohoo!

 

[Justified]

to the chizer

 

[Chizip]

 

[sandals4321]

Nothing is better than sex.