it's officially fuckin' bifocals

[martha]

I can almost see through the goddam things and I've only had them since Tuesday.







Oldness bites.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

 

[MrBrau1]

My hair has decided to stop growing on me head, and start growing out me ears.

 

[trish0860]

It sucks to get old. My optometrist told me I'd need bifocals within the next few years. I told him I have no problem keeping my contacts in and holding things 3ft away to read them. I refuse to wear glasses again.




Well.....for at least as long as I can get away with it.

 

[Mullen4Prez]

I love my hair

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[meegannie]

I had bifocals when I was 12.

 

[EPandAmerica]

My son has bifocals.


Martha

 

[Mr. BAW]

Mr. BAW WEARS TRI-FOCALS SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I just got bifocals too. I don't think they help at all. But then I thought I could see okay with my glasses so I'm not sure why they gave me bifocal glasses. If I wear my old glasses I can still see just fine.

Then they gave me bifocal contacts. The ones they gave me to try our were awesome. Then when I got my real ones they sucked.

 

[nbcrusader]

My hair has decided to stop growing on me head, and start growing out me ears.

The dreaded curse upon all aging men....

 

[Mr. BAW]

Loss of eyesight, loss of hair...I know what's next...

 

[Bonochick]

Bisexuals would be more fun.

 

[Mr. BAW]

BC your colors are showing...

 

[Bonochick]

And what vibrant colors they are!

 

[fah]

 

[martha]

Bisexuals would be more fun.

Hell yes.

 

[wolfeden]

I've been wearing bifocals since I was 13...
can you cheat and get the "no-line" ones?

 

[tiny dancer]

Been wearing them for 5 years now. Got the kind without lines.

 

[nbcrusader]

Loss of eyesight, loss of hair...I know what's next...

Hearing, right?

 

[MrBrau1]

Boners. Or the beginning of "the shitting of the pants."

 

[nbcrusader]

Viagra or Depends - there is a solution for everything....

 

[MrBrau1]

Viagra AND Depends. Talk about a weird walk.

 

[Bonochick]

My late grandma...one thing she will always be remembered for is this classic line...

My mom was talking about how she was driving home one day and had to go to the bathroom SO badly, and Grandma looked at her and asked, "Can't you just let a little out?"

BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Now whenever someone comments that they have to go to the bathroom, I say, "Can't you just let a little out?"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Or the beginning of "the shitting of the pants."

but that's no problem so long as you have "oops i crapped my pants!"

 

[martha]

Fortunately, only my eyes have gone. Everything else is in fine working order, thanks for asking.





I got the lineless 'focals. They suck.

 

[Doozer61]

women in glasses



bisexual women in glasses