It's Officially cool! Try this!

[HeadsOnSticks]

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

 

[zoney!]

I had sonic for lunch today.

I decided to beat the drive-through by going to the drive-in. Beat it by one car. It rocked. Toaster Club. Fattening as hell, but I will work my ass off tonight and drink Michelob low carb to make up for it.

 

[beegee]

i actually threw my head back and laughed out loud at that zoneeee.

and now i will take this test.

 

[beegee]

that wasn't funny heads

 

[JessicaAnn]

I'll test your face

 

[Sicy]

haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

ok i see.

maybe next time i'll just post a run down of my daily activities instead of bringing all of you some laughs etc...

 

[nbcrusader]

so, what are you doing now? your laundry?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

It's dinner time! I'll give you guys a full report of what I ate in an hour!

 

[Sicy]

Oh man.. this virus is spreading to all the threads

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

so, what are you doing now? your laundry?

nope. clipping my toenails. in my cubicle!
clip
clip
clip

 

[JessicaAnn]

ewww ...

no one should clip their toenails in public.

 

[nbcrusader]

cubicles are the epitome of privacy!

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

seriously. i have a great toenail collection going here in my cube. it's mountainous....almost 6 inches high! come join the fun! i've got plenty to spare!

 

[zoney!]

I am laughing so hard I am crying.

drip
drip
drip

 

[nbcrusader]

I bet your co-workers give you plenty of privacy....

 

[zoney!]

Oh man.. this virus is spreading to all the threads

Dr. Zonelistener tried to stop the virus....a single thread would have worked PERFECTLY.

Okay, maybe not.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

I bet your co-workers give you plenty of privacy....

not so much actually. but they like to clip with me!
clip
clip
clip
ooops, sorry `bout that. can i have it back? it goes into my collection!

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

I am laughing so hard I am crying.

drip
drip
drip

i am crying so hard that i can't laugh along with you zoner.

drip
drip
drip

too!

 

[nbcrusader]

You shouldn't share toenail clippers....

 

[Sicy]

*barfs all over this thread*

 

[nbcrusader]

Now that's gross

 

[Sicy]

*barfs on crusaders toenails*

 

[nbcrusader]

you know, in some parts of the world, that may be considered a sign of affection

 

[joyfulgirl]

Two of the most disgusting things that ever happened to me in a movie theatre:

the person next to me began clipping their fingernails before the movie started

we moved

and sat down next to someone who began flossing their teeth

we moved

What is wrong with people?

 

[beegee]

OMFG ... i'm laughing so hard.

 

[zoney!]

Joyful...I feel your pain.

I remember going to a New York Mets game and watching some woman clip HER BOYFRIEND'S TOENAILS.

God Bless New York.

 

[BAW]

Joyful...I feel your pain.

I remember going to a New York Mets game and watching some woman clip HER BOYFRIEND'S TOENAILS.

God Bless New York.

Oh for Pete's sake..that's just fucking sick

 

[Screaming Flower]

hey heady, this thread sucks.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Wanna hear gross - so I'm patrolling one night and I see this car blacked out and parked in a very odd place; I walk up along the passenger side and flash the old light!

Inside I see a gal laying atop her boyfriend; using the dim dashboard lights, she's doing something to his....FACE!!!

My gawd, she's poppin' his ZITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!