It's Officially Cancelled

[Numb1075]

My staff meeting for today has been cancelled. Yahoo !

Generally, my boss just yaps and yaps and yaps some more but says absolutely nothing of substance or value. He just fills the air w/ noise. It is a complete waste of time and I actually feel dumber after listening to his diarhea of the mouth. I don't have any clue how he got to be in charge of people. I guess it's because he uses the latest buzz words of the day.

<---should actually try using said buzz words that and actually get ahead in life.
<---won't happen because I'm a slacker addicted to the blue crack.

So, at 1:30PT ET today, let's all convene here and tell dirty jokes, or play naked twister or something to celebrate !

 

[Numb1075]

i played twister w/ myself for the past hour. It was fun, but better w/ more people.

All was going well until I spun "Left Foot Green"....and I toppled over onto my bum. Oh, how we laughed....ok, so it was only me, but you get the drift.

 

[fah]

Right hand red

 

[Numb1075]

 

[Thora]

Left foot yellow

 

[Numb1075]

I wish you guys were here earlier when I was playing by myself (BY myself, not WITH)

Anywho, left foot yellow? oh boy, I'm losing balance.......and now I'm on the floor.

 

[Doozer61]

left elbow green

 

[Lila64]

right hand blue (as in blue crack)

 

[love_u2_adam]

dude i played spin the bottle by my self once....didn't go to well


left hand ..........green

 

[redkat]

I officially must meet Numb

right foot green

 

[Lila64]

maybe bring your Twister game to Vegas
Not that Numb or I will be there

 

[Carek1230]

Left elbow blue



(My son used my Twister game when he was about 14-15 to make a home made Dance Dance Revolution mat so he could practice his sweet moves at home )

 

[bono_212]

DDR

 

[Numb1075]

my meetings should be cancelled more often - that was a hoot

 

[UberBeaver]

Just don't go. I've done that. No one even notices.

 

[Numb1075]

but i am an integral part of the success (or failure) of my company.











NOT

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[tpsglick2424]

Let's just all hope that your boss isn't a blue crack member...