It's Officially Been A While

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Is anyone else ever confused my deathbear's many aliases?

I'm having a craving for guacumole. And rye bread.

 

[Lilly]

 

[Ali Rose]

*cough*

Is that a pink elephant?

*runs off gleefully

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Who is that? What pink elephant?

Heffalumps and woozles....

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Anyone else in the mood for a Humpty Dance?

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Where's Dumpty?

 

[Ali Rose]

the humpty DANCE is your CHANCE to do the hump!!!

do the humpty hump!!!

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

I feel awkward.

 

[ABEL]

the humpty DANCE is your CHANCE to do the hump!!!

do the humpty hump!!!

Wednesday is Hump Day

 

[Bonochick]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

 

[ABEL]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

was it a Wednesday?

 

[Bonochick]

I'm not telling you my schedule!!!!!!!

The last thing I need is another person bursting into the scene...we already pack too many people into that bathroom as it is!!!!!!!!

 

[Basstrap]

what is hump day?
sounds like it might be fun

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

You don't even want to know what Flag Pole Bear does with poles

 

[dizzy]

 

[Sicy]

Imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Mother!! You're back!! Fly Girl

 

[bear'sLoveSlave]

i thought i was your mother

 

[Sicy]

Imposters!!!!!!!!

I am the original deathbear's anything!

*abandons child

*throws love slave out the window

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Fine...I'll just be Love Slave's child. She always loved me more anyway...

 

[Basstrap]

God....to hell with all the deathbear mutants and clones!!

TO HELL!!!

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

You're just jealous! Jealous I say of the fact that I am spawn of deathbear! That's right! I am no mutant...I have not been gentically modified in ANY way, shape, or form.

 

[Basstrap]

not even in any form?

 

[zonelistener]

Hey Fly Girl!

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

not even.

Although some of my genes may be slightly mutated due to UV, etc, I highly doubt any of them are potentially lethal. Most likely, just a few simple nucleotide alterations resulting in null mutations or silent substitutions.

 

[Basstrap]

ahhh...sweet genetics!
biochem 2200!

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Or HMB 265H1.

Ah, the sweetness of studying...

 

[Basstrap]

My last exam was two days ago...I'm FREEE!!!!!!!
as a BEEEE

yes yes

that will do just fine....*evil smirk*
*rubs hands in maniacal fasion*

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Damn you asscrack.

My first isn't until Monday.

 

[Basstrap]

hahaha
last night I celebrated and tonight will be similar

remember to dots your I's and cross your T's!