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Old 05-20-2003, 11:51 PM   #1
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It's officially BEAR CRAP.

That's right.
Bear crap. Or should I say bear CRAPS. And many of them.
Woke up this morning to take my dog out to do her business...and what do I find?
Right in my backyard...5 HUGE bear craps and 2 small ones.
And I *know* they're bear craps because there is NOTHING else out there that would crap this fookin large.
I live on a lake...and now I'm scared as hell to go out there.
Damn fookin bears.

Why can't they shit in their own backyard?
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lmfao

K I would be real skerd.
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I swear to god this bear is on fibre or something
Unearthly massive dumps.
I know they live around here...I've seen them in the daylight...at the end of my driveway one day and another time one big ass bear crossed right in front of me while I was trying to drive.
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deathbear craped in your yard!?!?!?




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I'd really hate to step in a big ol' pile of bear poop
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just knowing that there are bears in my backyard would have me packing up and moving out.
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Old 05-21-2003, 12:00 AM   #7
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Re: It's officially BEAR CRAP.

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And I *know* they're bear craps because there is NOTHING else out there that would crap this fookin large.

perhaps an elephant herd.






bears are scary.
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*has had encounter with a black bear* it scared me to death!!
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I'd really hate to step in a big ol' pile of bear poop
Well...you'd have to be blind to step in one!
You can spot these from a mile away.
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just knowing that there are bears in my backyard would have me packing up and moving out.
Trust me Iris...I'm *this* close to putting up a for sale sign.
The fact that they are in my fookin backyard means that they are hungry or else they wouldn't come so close. And they usually don't.
BUT:
Hungry bear = mean ass bear
I think I should get the fook out.
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*has had encounter with a black bear* it scared me to death!!
what was your encounter?

Maybe I shouldn't ask...I know already I'm not gonna sleep tonight.
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yeah i would get the fuck out of dodge now. just sleeping in the woods and hiking in Yosemite scared the hell out of me.
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Uh oh...time to bring out the Bear Patrol!

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Uh oh...time to bring out the Bear Patrol!

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Haha Melon!!
Yeah...I remember that episode..and yeah it's one of my favourites
I still don't feel better about the turbo craps in the back yard, though.
I can't even call what would be "bear patrol"...because they would have to be practically shitting EVERYDAY in my backyard until they would do something. Now if that happened, I'd be hard pressed to find any "yard" in the backyard. Oh the surface area of these craps...
And Lilly...I *wish* I could say it was an elephant or something But this ain't Africa.
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don't you have a shotgun?


i'm not saying just shoot them, but if they *did* unlock your door, open it up, go into your bedroom and see you, would you be able to protect yourself?
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Do not feed the bears
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what was your encounter?

Maybe I shouldn't ask...I know already I'm not gonna sleep tonight.


A while back my sister and her husband went hiking with their dogs and somehow the dogs took off. So my dad and my brother and I had to go help them(sister and husband) find their dogs. Anyways when we were deciding who was going to go look and who was going to stay with the cars in case the dogs came back. Well I piped up that I would stay with the cars bc it was really hot and it was out in the woods. So I was just sitting there in my car when I saw all of this rustling in the trees and bushes infront when all of sudden a black bear popped out!! It was sniffing around my sisters car and then decide to visit my car and I was in the drive seat right and what does the bear do PUTS ITS PAWS ON THE DRIVERS WINDOW!! I was scared shitless, for some reason I thought that if I didnt move it wouldnt see me (ya know like a Trex ) after a few minutes(which seemed like forever) the bear moved to the hood of the car and was trying to get on when I honked the horn bc I was soo scared and it ran away. When the gang(bro,dad,sister,husband, and dogs) came back they didnt believe me until they saw all the paw prints on the cars!!
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one time, my family were visiting Sequoia... and we went on a tour through the caves there... and my grandma and mom were so tired from all the sidewinding tunneling and walking... they decided to sit down on what was thought to be a big rock...

but it turns out to be a big heap of bat crap.
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Re: It's officially BEAR CRAP.

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Why can't they shit in their own backyard?
maybe they were marking their territory?
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bears rub on trees to mark their territory
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