It's Officially A Warning To You

[nbcrusader]

Warning

A five-inch fishing lure which sports three steel hooks and cautions users that it is, "Harmful if swallowed," has been identified as one of the nation's wackiest warning labels in an annual contest sponsored by a consumer watchdog group.

The fishing lure took 4th place....

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

My favourite is still the number of food containers that contain the words "Do not tip upside down" ON THE BOTTOM OF THE CONTAINER.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

uh:

 

[smooshcat]

Na, the best is the Superman costume that says it "does not give the wearer the ability to fly"

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Look mom (a 30 yr old man says to his mam) I'm superman and I can fly! *climbs on kitchen table and jumps falling flat on his face*

Oh yeah and this one was great too:

Bottle of drain cleaner which says: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."

 

[fah]

'M-LAW is a non-profit organization working to increase public awareness of how the explosion in litigation is hurting America. M-LAW is dedicated to restoring common sense and personal responsibility to the courts.'

But wont that put some lawyers out of work?

 

[nbcrusader]

Wouldn't be such a bad thing - and I'm a lawyer!

 

[beli]

My clothes dryer came with the instructions not to insert wellington boots or fibreglass.

Just in case I wanted to dry a surf board in the dryer?