Its officially a surprise visit from Mark Shale

[U2SavesTheWorld]

OK, so I get home tonight and there is a box on my front porch from Mark Shale....in it is a pair of very nice mens pants.

Of course, I did not order this very nice pair of mens pants so I call Mark Shale and explain the situation to a very nice man named Matt.

As I type this Matt is on his way over to my condo to pick up the pants.

SHIT!

MUST. CLEAN. APARTMENT.



Odd evening all around, I'd say.

 

[HelloAngel]

Wow - I hope this guy is normal. What is Mark Shale?

 

[Bonochick]

Pants

There's been a lot of pantal discussion lately.

 

[HelloAngel]

I bought some great cargo pants at Banana Republic recently. All the pockets... whoo hoo!!

 

[Bonochick]

I want pants with a pocket big enough to fit Whiskers in...like how kangaroos have pouches for their young.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

www.markshale.com

Its a clothing store here.

Yeah, I called my mom and she was like, "Mary-Kathleen! Do you have any mace?" and I was like, "Mom. Stop. Seriously".

Good story, huh?



He should be here soon, I will report back ASAP.

 

[Bonochick]

Strangers

They don't know me, so they can't hold anything against me.

*cuddles with strangers*

 

[HelloAngel]

Hang in there, MK!!!

 

[Screaming Flower]

that's weird that's he's going to your house to pick up the pants. wouldn't be easier to send you a return envelope.



*perplexed

 

[Bonochick]

Mayhaps they are an old-fashioned company who believes in such service.

That's what I tell people on the phone at work sometimes.

 

[HelloAngel]

Strangers, especially grown men, freak me out.


btw - SCREW flood control.... aiiiight??

 

[Screaming Flower]

i would agree on both points.

 

[Bonochick]

Strange Old Men

 

[Sicy]

Maybe he's cute

 

[Screaming Flower]

maybe he's a knife-wielding psycho.

 

[HelloAngel]

maybe he's a knife-wielding psycho.

Amen, sista girl.

 

[Bonochick]

maybe he's a cute knife-wielding psycho.

Cute Knife-Wielding Psychos

 

[HelloAngel]

Man.. some of you grrls have quite an to ya.

 

[Bonochick]

I thrive on excitement.

 

[HelloAngel]

I get excited when I thrive.

 

[Bonochick]

Shouldn't a certain somebody be reporting back?

 

[Sicy]

 

[Bonochick]

Uhhhh.......



Okay.......



Come back to us????

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

You guys are too funny...

UPDATE: He came, get took the pants, and left. He wasn't cute dammit.
In any event, he gave me a $25 gift certificate to Mark Shale!

Blah.

 

[daisybean]

what a strange story.

Perhaps the real owner of said pants was the man of your dreams...and through fate you were meant to find the real owner of those pants yourself and the two of you live happily ever after.

Instead Matt ruined it all.

But that's just a theory.

 

[HelloAngel]

I'm glad everything worked out safely, MK!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

DAMMIT MATT!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

hey Mk, I haven't read this thread.

 

[zonelistener]

MK - my birthday is coming up - and I need a pair of pants.

My name is not matt.

 

[bonosloveslave]

MK- So what's with you getting other people's stuff? Didn't you get someone's flowers or something recently also?

Felling any better?