It's Officially: A Skunk!

[Bonochick]

You'd do anything to get near my precious ass.

Chunk!

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

BAMBOOZLED. . .that doesn't sound like skunk though.

You caught me eyeing up your ass.. . .shoo.

 

[Bonochick]

You got off the "-unk" rhyming scheme.

Way to go, freak!





Hunk!

BAMBOOZLED!

CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really do like that. Damn him.

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

I didn't like him at first, for obvious reasons.


Drunk?

 

[Bonochick]

Holy hell, how did we not think of drunk sooner????????????

Oooh...and dunk! Dad was in a dunk tank today!!!!

It's all coming to me now.

I hate tonight so badly. I want to gouge my brain out through my nose with an icepick.

Is icepick one word or two?

Icepick.

Ice pick.

Who cares? It gets the job done.

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

Hush! I will do something worse to you. . .like give you compliments.


. . .Does that make me superficial?

Hunk. . .if that hasn't been used.


Hahahahaha. . . Hunk on line 1. . .for you.

 

[Bonochick]

I already said hunk, asspuff.

I hope you are snoozing.

I have Wheat Thins.

 

[Tomer]

 

[ylimeU2]

Sunk

 

[nbcrusader]

Wow - I didn't think there were any homes in CA that *don't* have AC

We rent an old house. We live close enough to the beach (about a 5 minute drive) that there is usually a breeze.

Still, there are a couple of days in the year when it is hot and the air doesn't move

 

[Bonochick]

I'd go crazy without air conditioning. I'm spoiled.

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

Bunk.

Yea, air conditioners are ace. You can do without them though. . .

I might have to steal yours.

 

[Laura M]

We don't have air conditioning or skunks here.
We do have a hedgehog, birds and frogs in our back garden though. The hedgehog sits outside the conservatory steps and walks very fast back to his house under the hedge when we go out to look at him.

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

I once had a ground hog who would come up to the back sliding door and stand ip and look in the glass. He was the cutest thing. I named him Ainsley.

 

[Laura M]

I keep my distance from the hedgehog, apparently they have fleas. He's still cute though.

 

[Bonochick]

Crunk!!

My best friend back home has a pet hedgehog.

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

I would stay away then, too. Fleas are nasty and they can get bad. Poor thing, I hope he is clean!

 

[Muggsy]

what's a skunk???

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

Years ago, I was coming home after a night of partying....feeling no pain.
I see this cute little kitty cat on my steps.
I reach down to pet it, and notice a white stripe.
Skunk looks up at me with a " um what are you doing?" look on its face.
Luckily, it didn't spray me.

 

[nbcrusader]

I may need to change the name of this thread to possums! The animal control company rebaited the traps (looking for another skunk). On Thursday morning and again this morning we found possums in the traps. I didn't know that so many critters lived in our area.

 

[Basstrap]

poor animals!
falling victim to the spread of human civilization.

why can't we live in peace with the skunks?
maybe find a way to use their smell as a sexual stimulate

 

[Tomer]

is that an ear in your avatar?

 

[Basstrap]

ah, It's about time someone asked.

what a bunch of idiots.

no, it's not an ear. but if you look real close you can see a lion with its eyes closed

it's all a matter of reference I suppose

 

[zoney!]

stupid bunny...

I mentioned pedro a few months ago.

Judging by the amount of brain cells you have lost recently, I predict failure for your yellow cup test.

 

[Basstrap]

I like you
I'm gonna keep you on

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

We has lil squirrls in our attic. . .why do we have to get rid of them, waw.

Poor animals being stuck with us humans.



I see the lion!

 

[Bonochick]

Lion! ROWR!

 

[zoney!]

we hasn't squirrels in our attic!

I wants to know why kattica mocks bassy for his grammatical missteps, but not this despressedterrapin?

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

I was going to say "had" but then relaised we still kind of have them and then just was typing fast. AHHH! I messed up, sorry.

WAW!

 

[zoney!]

cum on beesee...

bring it on,,,you have to relaise that bassy iz not the onlee one with bawd grammer!