It's Officially a cooking tip.

[martha]

If you lean over to watch the bread toasting in the toaster oven, your eyeballs get warm.

 

[Lila64]

Our toaster oven is strange. It won't work with the door closed, so it's always half open. Damn Black & Decker

 

[Doozer61]

warm eyeballs




lila has a toaster oven??

 

[redhotswami]

Does the same thing happen when toasting Pop Tarts? Because like...thats all I eat.

 

[martha]

Pop Tarts.

Frosted chocolate PopTarts.

 

[zoney!]

I'll have to remember this line

Martha.....you have such beautiful warm eyeballs!

 

[Laura M]

toasted eyeballs

 

[zonelistener]

I just enjoyed PB&J with toasted eyeballs

 

[martha]

Re: I'll have to remember this line

Martha.....you have such beautiful warm eyeballs!

You really know how to make a girl melt.

 

[Lancemc]

S'more Poptarts....

 

[fah]

I wonder if Martha's brain got warm too

 

[martha]

No. It was still cold and full of snot.

 

[Lila64]

warm eyeballs




lila has a toaster oven??

where else would I warm your muffins?

 

[Mr. Green Eyes]

I want some toasted eyes

 

[Bonochick]

I've never used a toaster oven.

 

[martha]

Well, they're a danger to eyeballs.