it's officially a band

[yertle-the-turtle]

band wanted for ambitious avant-garde musician/songwriter.

influences: radiohead, mandy moore, blink-182, lou reed, new order, frank sinatra.

wanted: spoon player, poetry reader, jackass, other instruments welcome. the more homemade the better.

must be able to rehearse for five hours on the go. must have a thorough understanding on the works of yukio mishima. must hate creed.

 

[zonelistener]

I shall learn the ways of Yukio.

I can make a popping noise with my finger and my ear.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I can make that annoying sound with a Snapple lid.

I also hate Creed

 

[cell]

you can type Creed in here? i thought it was censored.

 

[verte76]

you can type Creed in here? i thought it was censored.

 

[IWasBored]

ooooh!!!! i want to be the jackass! please let me be the band's official jackass!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i can make a whistling sound by blowing into my hands!

i also have a bass, i could detune all the strings and play it with a fork to make it sound more avante garde

i also hate creed.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Oooo ... I can also play the triangle and take a clicky pen and click it repeatedly (a fun rhythmic element)

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

I wanna be in a band. I have the right kind of hair for a band.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

It's kinda a shame I don't have the voice to go with it though.

 

[Elvis Presley]

Im a wiz on cowbell, the thing every song needs more of...

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

And no song can be without a tambourine.

Btw, if you want a tambourinist I'm your girl.

 

[jkayet]

May I please be the poetry reader? ONLY if i get to choose the poetry though. None of that beat poet, actually-goes-with-music stuff. All Chaucer for me.

I'm inspired by...oh, who are they. megan, what was their name? Who opened for I am Kloot??