It's Official***Zonelistener Has My Goat

[cujo]

Thief I say!

If you have harmed one scruff on my billy goat's gruff, you'll pay. What kind of person steals a goat?

Goat stealer.

*shakes fist*

 

[nbcrusader]

 

[cujo]

I think I have your goat...do you want it back?

Apparently he thinks it's a joke.

I'm not laughing.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

what.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I think perhaps I'm laughing.

 

[cujo]

So you're all in on it eh?

Criminals.

Bunch of hysterically laughing criminals.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Lilly]

cujo, control your goat

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Did you get his goat?

 

[Bonochick]

I'm surprised at you, zoney.

I'd expect this kind of behavior from Basstrap, but not from you.

 

[ABEL]

 

[cujo]

You see, even ABEL shakes her finger at you.

You are guilty where you stand.

Give me Binky, or prepare to meet my crazy side.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

you don't want to see his crazy side, trust me.

 

[cujo]

Never trust a bass player.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

my instrument is bigger than yours

 

[Bonochick]

That's not sayin' much.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

hey..........

 

[Bonochick]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

cujo, is this goat from your frat?

 

[Angela Harlem]

zoners got your goat

 

[Basstrap]

goats are cheese

 

[cujo]

cujo, is this goat from your frat?

Frathouse, yeah... sure. That's the ticket.

Did you perchance watch jeopardy last night?

 

[zonelistener]

I'm sorry. What happened here?

 

[cujo]

Oh I think you know.

Now where's Mr. Binky S. Chesterson Esquire eh?

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Frathouse, yeah... sure. That's the ticket.

Did you perchance watch jeopardy last night?

No, I did not watch jeopardy last night.

but if your frat bros. ask you to do something with their goat... DON'T OBLIGE.

 

[zonelistener]

Goat milk cheeeeeese anyone?

I never knew male goats could produce milk.

Yum!

 

[cujo]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

binky enjoyed being milked

 

[cujo]

In Canada, goat theft is considered a high crime.

With penalty of castration.

Think about it.