IT'S OFFICIAL #You Gotta Hide Me

[Bonochick]

So this guy tried to steal my welcome mat, and I clocked him with a sock full of nickels, and now the police want to confiscate my dogs. I just ripped off a bunch of skin. I have the bad habit of chewing on my phone.

You all look nice tonight.

The ducks on the painting above my computer just moved.

Damn.

 

[BAW]

 

[Bonochick]

Tell me about it!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Bonochick]

 

[beegee]

you can hide at my house.
i just found a smirnoff in the back of my fridge.
bring two straws.

 

[Bonochick]

My swirly straw!!!

Where is it????

Curses!!!!!!!!

Broil my lamp!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

gray

 

[Bonochick]

I feel the sudden urge to pickle something.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

dont put your mind to the test.

 

[Bonochick]

What mind?

What test?

Damn pigeons...nothin' but flyin' rats.

 

[zonelistener]

Ode. Very Ode.

 

[Angela Harlem]

bc, i have your spoon.
ransom demands as follows:
bring me 2 water filled balloons and a toothpick to the last trash can in the park at the end of the main street.
and money.

we will talk, ok?
and no cats.

 

[Bonochick]

I'd bring you some cottage cheese to sweeten the deal, but cottage cheese ain't nothin' but flyin' rats.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Pickles

 

[Screaming Flower]

i really love you bk.

 

[Bonochick]

leaning tower

 

[Screaming Flower]

pornoflick

 

[Bonochick]

dreaming sour