IT'S OFFICIAL #You Complete Me

[Basstrap]

editthere is nothing here)

 

[Basstrap]

santa was seen drunk and unruley

the raindeers had drugged and were now....

 

[ABEL]

eating popcorn.


A mouse was sun bathing on a beach when...

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

aliens invaded earth and put him on their big scary spaceship.

If man is five...

 

[Basstrap]

hundred light years from the nearest life-supporting planet

then, logically, man is capable of...

 

[zonelistener]

aliens invaded earth and put him on their big scary spaceship.

If man is five...

And teh devils six, then God is Seven...then God is Seven...then God is seven. (rinse and repeat).


Then logically, Man is capable of eating cheese puffs.


Pour some sugar on................................

 

[ABEL]

um, why did bassy get skipped?

 

[pax]

Pour some sugar on...your Rice Krispies.

If 2+2=4, then...

 

[Diemen]

Thom needs an math refresher course.

The reason Bassy got skipped is...

 

[cujo]

because his name has led to a lot of adult situations in this thread.

Put the Casserole in the oven, cause I'm...

 

[Angela Harlem]

....stuck like a greased pig.

If that wasn't the best damned...

 

[guaca]

cherry pie Ive ever had...shoot me now.

As I was saying, I remember a time when...

 

[Bonochick]

...my dog handcuffed me to a tree and stole all of the peanut butter to give to a turtle with a nasty temper.

When zoney asked me if I thought his new dress made him look fat, I told him...

 

[ABEL]

it made him look like the Mona Lisa!


Everyone please be quiet, I'm trying to....

 

[Diemen]

I would rather bathe in a vat of hydrochloric acid than answer that question.

I saw the funniest thing on TV about...

 

[zonelistener]

bathing in vats of hydrochloric acid.

When I do dress in a dress, it's not Mona Lisa I look like, but maybe.....

 

[Basstrap]

Al Rooker

Likewise, my diet plan also consists of....

 

[Angela Harlem]

old shredded documents.

I shot...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

the leg off my old hound dog, Tweeter.

The last time I kicked your ass...

 

[ABEL]

I was eating tutti fruitti flavored jelly beans.


A photographer was taking pictures of...

 

[Angela Harlem]

you getting busy with the ho down the road.

So I took the bribe money off you and....

 

[Basstrap]

invested in stocks and bonds

the yield for this quarter was very....

 

[zonelistener]

tastie. Yum.

 

[ABEL]

invested in stocks and bonds

the yield for this quarter was very....

much like blueberry pie.


I went running down the street and jammed my toe on...

 

[meegannie]

much like blueberry pie.


I went running down the street and jammed my toe on...

a large mole.

I went to the dermatologist who said, "

 

[Basstrap]

"you are living a disjointed life that makes no coherent sense. One minute you're eating shredded newspapers and before you know it you're comparing stocks and bonds to blue berry pie!! YOU NEED HELP!!! SEEEEEEEK HELP!!! NOW!!!! GOOOO!!!!! SEEK!!!!!"

being made very uncomfortable by this bizarre and unorthadox display of aggression I.....

 

[ABEL]

started to sing opera.


There was a loud crashing noise and it was...

 

[Angela Harlem]

the sound of democracy crumbling.

Outside, there was rioting, and I saw one woman actually...

 

[Bonochick]

...running around naked, and then I realized it was my grandma.

I was going to buy a new pair of shoes...

 

[Basstrap]

but I decided to make my own pair in protest of sweat shop manufactured footwear

So I doned my news shoes for....