IT'S OFFICIAL #You Complete Me

[zonelistener]

Pet chinchilla in the neighbors yard.

Will I turn into a bunny rabbit if I don't....

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

find a pumpkin that sings Happy Birthday.

Superman drank expired milk and then

 

[ABEL]

started to dance by himself.

A cowboy rode into town...

 

[cujo]

on his horse tuesday, exclaiming I can't believe it's not butter.

He turned to the crowd, holding his lasso, and cried...

 

[Lilly]

WHERE'S THE BEEF???


women and children scattered to the wind for fear of...

 

[zonelistener]

Carly Simon.

Who said it only take three hours to complete....

 

[Diemen]

a brain transplant?

I sure am hungry for some good old fashioned...

 

[zonelistener]

fried Monkey pox.

People should know that prairie dogs should not be kept as....

 

[guaca]

gigolos.

Everyone knows they are too small to

 

[pax]

fit in the trunk of a Jetta.

When I woke up this morning...

 

[Ody]

I cried, because the music died.

But I fell asleep anyway when...

 

[Diemen]

the 43rd deathbear had jumped over the fence.

Did you know that chocolate is great for...

 

[pax]

...your complexion, as well as fighting off Ebola?

Missy Elliot is...

 

[zonelistener]

famous.

God Bless....

 

[Basstrap]

a dozen italian women who are removing articles of clothing

and the lord said....

 

[Bonochick]

DAMMIT, BASSY!!!!!!! (that's what I said too...because you replied before me)

I tried to steal corn chips from an elderly man...

 

[Basstrap]

who was also blind and paralyzed

surpisingly he....

 

[Diemen]

eats reeses peanut butter cups with his toes.

Unfortunately he suffers from...

 

[pax]

...Ebola, because he didn't eat enough chocolate.

I just found...

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I know I complete you.
thank you for starting this thread about me BC.
as you already assume, no, I did not read this thread.

 

[pax]

You messed it up.

 

[ABEL]

...Ebola, because he didn't eat enough chocolate.

I just found...

some gum under the desk.



A bunch of circus clowns ran down the street...

 

[Diemen]

raising money for the Beef for Basstrap charity.

It was quite odd, considering none of them...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

use dildos as centerpieces on their dining room tables.

When I think of Larry Mullen Jr...

 

[cell]

i think of midol...

and when larry's moody,

 

[Diemen]

the centerpieces look mighty interesting.

The funny thing about love is that...

 

[zonelistener]

you don't always need dildos.

Shoot, I just dropped

 

[ABEL]

my peanuts.


Suddenly the wind picked up and...

 

[pax]

...blew Ewan MacGregor's kilt up in the air.

When pax saw it she...

 

[adamswildhoney]

screamed at the sight of his white legs

and went running off