IT'S OFFICIAL #You Complete Me

[zonelistener]

you need to START a sentence...no period.....

Like this:

Suddenly a shot rang out.......of the Memphis sky.

"free at last......

 

[ABEL]

you know what i meant

 

[guaca]

..and Bonochick was pelted with an ooey, gooey substance.


EWWWWWW..wtf??? I need a kleenex...as she bent over to grab one out the box that sat on the table

 

[ABEL]

and looked back to see silly string everywhere.

Then ABEL grabbed the can of silly string and...

 

[guaca]

and tried to shoot it but it was stuck...

As she tried to clear the trigger she felt something poke her in the back

 

[ABEL]

and turned around to see what it was as the trigger cleared just in time.

Guaca was covered in silly string when she...

 

[guaca]

found a peanut.

As she walked over to pick up the peanut she slipped on

 

[ABEL]

the pizza.

Then Guaca threw peanuts and...

 

[guaca]

shoved the pizza in ABEL's ear.

Just then the cat

 

[ABEL]

jumped on Guaca's head.


Basstrap laghed histerically and...

 

[guaca]

and noticed there was still an itty bitty piece of sausage left.

Bassy got his guitar out when all of a sudden

 

[ABEL]

peanuts started falling from the sky.


Everyone looked up in awe and...

 

[Lilly]

began talking about how all us workers should unite.

then a spaceship landed and....

 

[zonelistener]

the occupants all spoke broken french and had fast hands but only a movie theaters.

they started chanting.....

 

[ABEL]

"Basstrap, Basstrap, Basstrap" over and over.

Bassy once again grabbed his guitar and...

 

[Ody]

played Kumbaya.

But the aliens...

 

[ABEL]

wanted him to be their leader, not to play guitar.

So the aliens started to chant again and...

 

[Basstrap]

they proclaimed to IO that there shall be no more references to basstrap in this thread because it is freaking him out.

and the aliens said...'it is good', and proceeded to...

 

[Lilly]

do their hypnotic alien dance to justin timberlakes "rock your body"

and of course, the group began to gyrate with the aliens and...

 

[joyfulgirl]

one thing led to another and they wanted to merge

except that

 

[zonelistener]

Edited because Joyful beat me

the flagpoles were orange.

I am wondering how I got all of this laundry detergent in my...

 

[ABEL]

shoe.


Suddenly the aliens screamed "we want pizza" and then they...

 

[martha]

puked.

"When's recess...

 

[Basstrap]

said.."fuck pizza...what the hell is going on with this? we are more advanced than any other species and all we wnat is pizza. NO MORE PIZZA!!

so they canned the pizza forever and decided on a tasty, smelly lump of beautiful....

 

[Basstrap]

oops

 

[Diemen]

spam.

"We love the spam," the aliens said, "almost as much as we love...

 

[ABEL]

cats."


Suddenly there was a loud commotion and...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

dammit

 

[zonelistener]

...end the story.

Sometimes, I just want to....

 

[~LadyLemon~]

run naked through the streets of Istanbul.

When I really feel like partying, I...