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[Ali Rose]

....am i up at 5 am???

oh yeah. a spider crawed on my arm. Luckily i reacted quickly and squashed the daft bugger. Then i squashed it again, Then burned it just to be sure.

Who will join me in a massive genocide of spiders?



KILL THE SPIDERS KILL THE SPIDERS KILL THE SPIDERS

 

[mad1]

Yeah and what I just dont understand is how a spider is afraid of us!

Yeah right!

I mean, if one is afraid of us, why the f*k do they crawl nearer us than away! Or further up or arm than f*king spin a web and fly across to the other end of the room!

 

[zonelistener]

Spiders must have a purpose. They are not all bad.


maybe they are there to provide a challenge - or give us a reason to scrub our walls occasionally.

 

[mad1]

Me just tinks Zoney wishes he was an ickle spider, so that he could crawl all over ladies!!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

Me just tinks Zoney wishes he was an ickle spider, so that he could crawl all over ladies!!!!!

Now that you mention it!

 

[mad1]

By the way Zoney, ur so cute, I want to squish u like a spider!!!!!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

* gets up on all four legs and runs for the wall

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Awww...poor spiders, they're scary but surely they don't deserve to die. Actually, I'm pretty terrified of spiders too, so you can disregard my first sentence!

 

[Angela Harlem]

all spiders must die

 

[Basstrap]

I think spiders are pretty cool...yes they can be creepy
but they keep the fly population in check
and the bigger ones keep the bird population in check

 

[adamswildhoney]

I cant stand spiders

 

[Basstrap]

you ever see Empire of the Ants?

that's what is going to happen to all you spider haters!

 

[Lilly]

i like daddy long legs.


they could actually kill us.



if only their tiny mouths were larger.

 

[Angela Harlem]

their itty bitty mouths

LIKE HELL!!!!!!!

KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bonosloveslave]

So who knows the spider stats? Something like we all eat at least 3 a year in our sleep, and you're never more than 6 inches away from a spider, something like that.....

 

[ABEL]

i like daddy long legs.

I was just going to say I like daddy long legs too!

They're good too, they eat bugs.

 

[Angela Harlem]

GOOD ****ING *************
ABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GET THAT CRAP OFF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Okay, this is TERRIBLE!

LAst night I went to bed at 2:30 and I was really tired. Right before I turned out the light I saw a spider on my ceiling across the room kind of. But I was so sleepy I just pushed the bed away from the wall so he couldn't climb onto it and then I went to sleep.

This morning I woke up and the spider is nowhere to be seen
!!!!

I've also ben really worried abotu spiders since I read Charlotte's Web in grade 3. The spider laid her egg....the egg was so tiny it could fit in a rat's mouth and thousands of mini spiders crawled out. There could easily be spider eggs and mini spiders EVERYWHERE. And we could never know....

 

[Bonochick]

ABEL!!!!

I was planning on starting a thread about spiders soon...

So check it, I went down to the basement last night to get some of my Barbie dolls...and there is a HUGE spider on the wall next to Barbie Manor. Like...I've said that I've seen huge spiders before...that was the biggest one I'd ever seen...*ignores the people who deal with tarantulas as they laugh at me*.

I couldn't just go back upstairs knowing that ginormous beast was down there. I spied a pillow and decided to whack the spider with it. I grab the pillow...AND THERE'S ANOTHER SPIDER ON IT.

The pillow went flying across the room.

I grabbed the huge teddybear that was sitting on a chair and smashed the spider on the wall with that. Then I ran back upstairs. I never did grab my dolls.

BC's Dad: Spiders are more scared of us than we are of them.

BC: He didn't look very scared to me!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

you smashed a spider with a teddy bear?

 

[Bonochick]

When you think about it, there really was no other option.

 

[zonelistener]

HOW DARE YOU TREAT THAT POOR TEDDY BEAR THAT WAY.

I hate you and your ass face!

 

[Lilly]

abel....for goodness sakes!


don't post pictures of spiders in a "i hate/am afraid of spiders" thread!

 

[Bonochick]

*shoves zoney's ball up his butt*

 

[tiny dancer]

My biggest phobia is of spiders.

 

[Lilly]

poor tiny dancer


i bet it would suck being scared of them!



we have black widows here

 

[verte76]

I hate spiders. But I'm not sure they should all be killed.

 

[Bonochick]

BC: Dad, we have a spider problem. *tells him tales*

BC's Dad: Well, I don't know what to do about it.

BC: Kill them!

BC's Dad: We'll just have to kill them as we see them.

BC: But I don't wanna see them!

BC's Dad: I know, honey, but what else are we supposed to do? Your only other choice is to stay out of the basement.

BC: But my Barbies are down there!

 

[beegee]

So who knows the spider stats? Something like we all eat at least 3 a year in our sleep, and you're never more than 6 inches away from a spider, something like that.....

ok. this is NOT cool, and ABEL i'm going to kill you for posting that picture. if i eat three spiders a year, that's ninety-six spiders in my entire life. *looks around for spiders lurking six inches away*

i live in the mohave desert. black widows are everywhere, and so are tarantulas, although i have not seen one yet. one night i was watching t.v. and a wolf spider, which are gross and hairy and SUCK crawled across my arm. it was HUGE. like the size of my HAND, i swear maybe even BIGGER than my hand. and i smashed it with the broom but it FOUGHT BACK. so i trapped it under a glass jar and it tried to burrow under my carpet. it was horrible. closest to death that i've ever been, i'm serious. i coulda DIED.

i hate spiders.

 

[Bonochick]

i live in the mohave desert. black widows are everywhere, and so are tarantulas, although i have not seen one yet. one night i was watching t.v. and a wolf spider, which are gross and hairy and SUCK crawled across my arm. it was HUGE. like the size of my HAND, i swear maybe even BIGGER than my hand. and i smashed it with the broom but it FOUGHT BACK. so i trapped it under a glass jar and it tried to burrow under my carpet. it was horrible. closest to death that i've ever been, i'm serious. i coulda DIED.

OMC, I feel all crawly now......I would never be able to deal with that...

*curiosity kills the Kat*

*looks up pictures of wolf spiders*

Oh, holy hell...