Its Official # Why? you ask...

[zonelistener]

*shoves zoney's ball up his butt*

oooowww, oh, ooooooo...

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

i live in the mohave desert. black widows are everywhere, and so are tarantulas, although i have not seen one yet. one night i was watching t.v. and a wolf spider, which are gross and hairy and SUCK crawled across my arm. it was HUGE. like the size of my HAND, i swear maybe even BIGGER than my hand. and i smashed it with the broom but it FOUGHT BACK. so i trapped it under a glass jar and it tried to burrow under my carpet. it was horrible. closest to death that i've ever been, i'm serious. i coulda DIED.

i hate spiders.

He wasn't angry! He was shy! Listen:

"The wolf spider is shy and seeks to run away when disturbed"

from: http://www.ento.okstate.edu/ddd/insects/wolfspider.htm

 

[Bonochick]

He wasn't angry! He was shy! Listen:

"The wolf spider is shy and seeks to run away when disturbed"

from: http://www.ento.okstate.edu/ddd/insects/wolfspider.htm

If you're expecting us to say, "Awwwwww!! Poor little wolfie spider!!", you are soooooooorely mistaken.

 

[tiny dancer]

poor tiny dancer


i bet it would suck being scared of them!



we have black widows here

So do we.

 

[ABEL]

glad you all liked my spider pic

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the kitchen wall
Swoosh! went the fan
And made the spider fall
Off went the fan
No longer did it blow
So the itsy bitsy spider
Back up the wall did go

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the yellow pail
In came a mouse
And flicked her with his tail
Down fell the spider
The mouse ran out the door
Then the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the pail once more

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the rocking chair
Up jumped a cat
And knocked her in the air
Down plopped the cat
And when he was asleep
The itsy bitsy spider
Back up the chair did creep

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the maple tree
She slipped on some dew
And landed next to me
Out came the sun
And when the tree was dry
The itsy bitsy spider
Gave it one more try

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up without a stop
She spun a silky web
Right at the very top
She wove and she spun
And when her web was done
The itsy bitsy spider
Rested in the sun

 

[tiny dancer]

We also have the Wolf and Brown Recluse spiders.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I don't mind spiders if they are outside. I don't want them in my house or on me.

I am afraid deathly of wasps and wood ticks.

 

[beegee]

"The wolf spider is shy and seeks to run away when disturbed"

do NOT get me started on being disturbed.
i needed like SIX WEEKS weeks of therapy after that.

 

[Ali Rose]

Itsy bitsy spider my ASSS

and btw, wolf spiders, black widows and tarantulas simply dont exist. they're FICTIONAL. [/convo]



and anita... Remeber the saints game??? you----> *run in circles* BEE! BEE! BEE! BEE! BEE!!

that was sooo cute.

 

[Ali Rose]

oh and its a durn good thing i have dial up ABEL so i was able to NOT view the photo...i had good warning before i saw it.

FICTIONAL.

 

[Diemen]

Some spiders are interesting - like the big ones you find outside on spider webs. The ones that just sit on their web hanging out. In that case, the bigger the better cause hey - they're outside (aka, not in your house)! You can even flick little pieces of grass into the web to see them go after it. I remember when I was about 8 or 9 we had a HUGE spider living on a web on our backyard fence. It was about as big as my fist (at the time), but it was alright cause it never moved.

Any spiders you find inside your house are automatically horrible and deserve a messy death. Especially the really quick ones.

 

[Ali Rose]

I really have to stop waking up at 5 am :mad yawn:

 

[Diemen]

damn. I debated whether to reply with a smartass flirty remark, but I decided not to.









What?

 

[Ali Rose]

haha yeah wrong thread buddy...

us: spiders suck

you: *smartass flirty remark*

me: *sexy pose covered in spiders*

 

[Diemen]

No no...I meant reply to your waking up at 5am....aww nevermind.

 

[Ali Rose]

well then by all means....

*sexy 5 am pose*-sans spiders

 

[Diemen]

*this joke won't work cause it's already out of place, but deal with it.*

I really have to stop waking up at 5 am :mad yawn:

I'll try to not move around so much, then.



*I told you this joke wouldn't work cause it's out of place*

 

[Ali Rose]

ba dum CHING!! <--- I've taken a recent liking to mr sassy wink here.

btw....so THIS is when all the Europeans come out of the woodwork...

 

[Diemen]

Where?