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Old 08-20-2002, 02:16 PM   #1
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It's official why not to eat in the USA

Official U.S. legislation:

Frozen broccoli may contain up to 60 aphides

200 grams (7 ounces)of tomato ketchup may contain up to 3 fruit fly larvae

25 grams (0.8 ounces) of powdered curry may contain up to 100 insect fragments

a tin can with 100 grams (3.5 ounces) of mushrooms may contain up to 74 mites

100 grams (3.5 ounces) of raisins may contain up to 34 fruit flies

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Bon appetit!
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Old 08-20-2002, 02:34 PM   #2
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Old 08-20-2002, 02:38 PM   #3
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Normal pass the salt please.

you are not following the correct numbering system so now i shall cut your kids in half.
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Old 08-20-2002, 02:42 PM   #4
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* passes the salt to flower
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Old 08-20-2002, 02:45 PM   #6
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*slides salt down to flower

I just spent an hour trying to find those little dutch cookies that look like little balls of poop but I cant remember what they're called I know they start with a P, P for poop.

Damn dutch.
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Old 08-20-2002, 02:48 PM   #7
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thanks for the salt cha cha couple.

don't they begin with an s? i remember seeing that thread and commenting that they look like poo.

damn dutch.

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Old 08-20-2002, 02:53 PM   #8
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lmao @ cha cha couple

Man I thought for sure it was a P.

And Salami is not here I cant ask him.

blargh.
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i need a life.

happy sinterklaas. where are the damn poo cookies?
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There are maggots in orange juice too.
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Old 08-20-2002, 03:35 PM   #12
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little dutch poo cookies

Bah!!! I knew it was pepersomething!!



* blarghs
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You have pepernoten in the US???? How great...so civilization CAN cross the atlantic????
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you dutch boys think you're so clever, don't you

ha ha ha mr. dutch boy. no we don't have that stuff here. we might have maggots in our orange juice but, dammit, we don't eat food that looks like poo.
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It doesn't look like poo. It looks like brown pearls cut in half....
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Vorsprung eats poo for breakfast

I'll pass on the peperpoops thanks.

* gnaws on fruit flys
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Sicy drinks urine for lunch

Don't ridicule our National cultural heritage will ya????
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poo boy. poo boy. poo boy.

bring it on poo boy. i could take you with one hand tied behind my back.
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I'll ridicule your poo face peperpoo boy

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