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Vorsprung

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Official U.S. legislation:

Frozen broccoli may contain up to 60 aphides

200 grams (7 ounces)of tomato ketchup may contain up to 3 fruit fly larvae

25 grams (0.8 ounces) of powdered curry may contain up to 100 insect fragments

a tin can with 100 grams (3.5 ounces) of mushrooms may contain up to 74 mites

100 grams (3.5 ounces) of raisins may contain up to 34 fruit flies

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Bon appetit! :wave:
 
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pass the salt please.

you are not following the correct numbering system so now i shall cut your kids in half.
 
*slides salt down to flower

I just spent an hour trying to find those little dutch cookies that look like little balls of poop but I cant remember what they're called I know they start with a P, P for poop.

Damn dutch. :mad:
 
thanks for the salt cha cha couple.

don't they begin with an s? i remember seeing that thread and commenting that they look like poo.

damn dutch.

:angry:
 
lmao @ cha cha couple

Man I thought for sure it was a P.

And Salami is not here I cant ask him.

blargh. :crack:
 
pepernoten

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little dutch poo cookies

Bah!!! I knew it was pepersomething!!

:lmao:

* blarghs
 
you dutch boys think you're so clever, don't you

ha ha ha mr. dutch boy. no we don't have that stuff here. we might have maggots in our orange juice but, dammit, we don't eat food that looks like poo.
 
Vorsprung eats poo for breakfast

I'll pass on the peperpoops thanks.

* gnaws on fruit flys
 
poo boy. poo boy. poo boy.

bring it on poo boy. i could take you with one hand tied behind my back.
 
i think red poo has got to mean something bad.

the moral of the story: follow the correct numbering system or we'll turn your thread to poo.
 
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