its official whether you agree with it or not

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

but interference has pretty much crashed in terms of any remaining excitement since sicy left.

and when the wanderer was banned, well, creativity and intelligence became even more of a rare breed.

wonderful isnt it.

 

[Bonochick]

Sicy hasn't left.

It's Official!

I also already told you in Dont Expect, Suggest...if you have issues with a banned member, you should contact Elvis privately.

It's Official!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

hi bonochick.

deathbear here.

 

[Bonochick]

It's Official!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

bonochick, what are my chances of becoming moderator within the next, oh i dunno, few weeks?

 

[Bonochick]

That all depends on the number of sexual favors* you bestow upon me.

*Sexual favors may be replaced with vodka, gummi worms, and magazines.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i see, and i understand.

you do realize, dear diary, that im doing my best to make all people believe that sex shouldnt be enjoyed, but simply used for for pro-creation purposes only?

do you intend to bear my children?

 

[Bonochick]

Sure.

I like puppies.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

how was your day today?

 

[Bonochick]

Crappy.

And yours, my dear?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

probably better.

perhaps a high five would make you feel better?

 

[zonelistener]

I like when the Ryder brothers kill 300 pigeons with rat poison-filled bread

 

[Bonochick]

I suppose it couldn't hurt.

Unless you have knives for fingers.

Then I suppose it could really hurt.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

I like when the Ryder brothers kill 300 pigeons with rat poison-filled bread

did they unleash those lizards that were in the simpsons that attacked all the pigeons?

that that the the. terrible sentance.

bonochick, why doesnt wanton post anymore?

 

[Bonochick]

He's too sexy for our threads.

Or he's busy.

Either way.

 

[zonelistener]

Manchester was better due to the Ryders that day. And probably only that day.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

alright.

 

[Bonochick]

It's Official!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

stop it.

please.

 

[Bonochick]

You know you love it.

It's Official!

 

[zonelistener]

shippy old boy.
I just got some of the packages from Jim Cunnignham's catalog, you know, the inspirational stuff......want me to burn you a couple of copies?

 

[Bonochick]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........burn............

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

you have little to no proof.

 

[Bonochick]

That's all I need.

It's Official!

 

[zonelistener]

baby rats....awwww

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

its been a long day old boy, please explain, if you know what i mean...

 

[Bonochick]

baby rats

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

stop it.

please.

 

[zonelistener]

do you know a guy named Frank by chance?

 

[zonelistener]

.......dresses in a freaky bunny suit, tells you to burn down houses?