it's official vampires and boogy men

[Basstrap]

the power just went out and I was alone in the house in the dark!

but I quickly gained control of the situation and lit some candles. and went to console the cat

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

i cut it.
i'm coming for you.

 

[zonelistener]

So...you are calling "it" the cat these days.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

i am shocked and or apalled

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

i am shocked and or apalled

is that what you call being "flattered" these days?

 

[Basstrap]

is that what you call being "flattered" these days?

is that what the kids are calling Penis' these day. or as I like to say, "peni" (plural)

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

i cant keep up with your masculine humor.

 

[Basstrap]

thank you.

penis

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

you're not welcome.




VAGINA

 

[zonelistener]

lovers

 

[Basstrap]

lover, I don't even know-er!!!

hahaha

get it?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

ovaries

 

[JessicaAnn]

is that what the kids are calling Penis' these day. or as I like to say, "peni" (plural)

do you have more than one?

 

[zonelistener]

how the hell were you on the Internet with the power out?

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

its all a sham

 

[Basstrap]

I got on after the power went out

I din't phrase the original post very well

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

ok

 

[JessicaAnn]

What ... I am confused

 

[Screaming Flower]

this thread makes no sense.

 

[Salome]

it pains me,
but I have to agree with flour

 

[Screaming Flower]

the end is near salome.

 

[Basstrap]

you people...you people need to be taught a lesson

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

are spankings in order ?

 

[Mr. BAW]

thank you.

penis

I don't know why but I just remembered something my nephew once told me... He was a field goal kicker and he received a scholarship to Sonoma State in No. CAL..out of curiousity, I asked him what the name of the mascot was...he told me "Cocksacks!"

I asked him "what???" he replied "Cocksacks!"

I asked him, "Where the hell are you playing???" it turned out the mascot was a Cossacks! Idiot!

 

[bonosloveslave]

Testicles

 

[Mr. BAW]

Testicles

Blood brothers who never see the light of day!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

ewww.

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

I was over this girl's house and was telling her bro (6 years old)
about the boogie man.
I get a call the next day from her. "Thanks a lot! You kept me up
all night, because my brother was afraid the boogie man was
gonna eat him."
oops...LOL!