IT'S OFFICIAL #Unwanted Advances

[Bonochick]

Hey, Pinball Wizard. You're looking sexy.

 

[Bonochick]

I had a dream about you the other night, zoney.

 

[Bonochick]

Wow, Bassy, your ass looks good in those jeans.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

I was under the impression that these Unwanted Advances would be Unwanted.



~Philip Michael Thomas

 

[Bonochick]

I was under the impression that these Unwanted Advances would be Unwanted.

Hey, baby...buy me something!

 

[Bonochick]

So, Headache, I lost my pants...can I have yours?

 

[Bonochick]

Ody, is it true what they say about a man with one eye?

 

[Bonochick]

So...Mr. BAW...wanna hug me and take me home and feed me spaghetti?

 

[Bonochick]

Hey, Salome, I got a new mattress...but I'm not sure if the springs are very sturdy. Will you help me run some tests?

 

[Bonochick]

IO needs more men.

Then again...

Hi, Screamer.

 

[Screaming Flower]

hey baby.

 

[Bonochick]

What's a pretty gal like you doing in a place like this?

 

[Screaming Flower]

trolling for michigan girls.

 

[Bonochick]

What a coincidence! I'm a Michigan girl waiting for someone to troll for me.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

is there a keg in your pants?
cause I want to tap that ass.

 

[Bonochick]

Well, I'll be dipped, there IS a keg in my pants!

That would explain the snugness.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Holding the key to that keg in my left hand, can of spaghettio's in my right...I'm a Ready Teddy

 

[JessicaAnn]

Just so you know, I like pancakes for breakfast.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[Salome]

unwanted is such a relative term

 

[Bonochick]

Wanna become my relative?

 

[Salome]

Hey, Salome, I got a new mattress...but I'm not sure if the springs are very sturdy. Will you help me run some tests?

I will spring your sturdy

 

[zoney!]

Dream on, bonochick!

 

[BAW]

Holding the key to that keg in my left hand, can of spaghettio's in my right...I'm a Ready Teddy

When was the last time you brought ME canned pasta? I guess I no longer hold the key to your keg


*sniff

 

[Mr. BAW]

Its gonna be one of those days huh??????

 

[Bonochick]

Kiss and say you love each other before I kick both of your booties.

 

[bonosloveslave]

BC is out of control

 

[Salome]

before I kick both of your booties.

I read 'kiss both of your boosies'


ah well, it's a lonely life I lead

 

[BAW]

Kiss and say you love each other before I kick both of your booties.

threatsofviolence

 

[meegannie]

*didn't know the BAW's were into that kind of thing