IT'S OFFICIAL # this thread is for Miroslava

[zoney!]

Welcome to IO!

I am going to need a skin graf and probably your fifth born!

I'll get back to you later on that!

 

[zoney!]

 

[Sicy]

Brains?

 

[meegannie]

 

[Miroslava]

I was going to rate this one star as I came in via a search, but I see I don't need to!

I feel so speshial!

However, my first - 10th children are already allocated. Considering my age, I doubt I will be able to spawn any more than that unless I start cranking multiples, and even then, I needed to get started yesterday.

You might have to settle for the skin graft

 

[zoney!]

I will take skin graft and a toe from the third child!

NOW get too the whole children thing please.

And I made it one star for you....I knew it would make you feel special!

 

[Miroslava]

Aw, thanks!

Alright, let me get started looking for a baby daddy then...

Toe from the third child... Hope you're ok with a toe other than the big toe. I would like my spawn to have stability when they walk (even though I am giving them away due to prior commitments) and I hear the big toe may be important for balancing (though it may just be an old wives tale)

So, It's Official: Miroslava is Looking for a Baby Daddy to honor commitments of the "I'll give you my X child if you help me out with Y situation" variety

 

[u2rulesmyworld]

I'll knock you up

it will be the worst 12 seconds of your life

 

[Miroslava]

Wow that 7 seconds more than I would have expected out of you.

You're on the consideration list, but I am not ready to commit to a specific baby daddy quite yet. I posted a couple of ads in the newspaper and I am interviewing them this weekend. Thanks for your interest. Don't call us, we'll call you.

 

[Sicy]

babies

 

[Carek1230]

 

[neutral]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

babies

babies x's infinity

 

[zoney!]

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Miroslava's baby!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

MILF!

 

[Miroslava]

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Miroslava's baby!

My babies are gonna come out looking more like this

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Cranky momma, cranky babies

 

[neutral]

A herd of leettle baby Miroslavas.....

 

[Miroslava]

That scares even me...