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Samuel Jackson provided the voice of God for a New Testament audio book version of the Bible entitled The Bible Experience, which was released in November 2006. He was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authoritative voice was perfect for the role.

If he says Ezekiel 25:17 in here, I will purchase it, I kid you not.
 
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zonelistener said:
Get those mutha fuckin' snakes out of my mutha fuckin' bible

I really want to see him harpoon the snake from the Garden of Eden.
 
This product is so blasphemous, but :lmao:

Actually, here's my proposed cast:

God - Samuel L. Jackson
Jesus - Leonardo Dicaprio
Mary - Uma Thurman
Adam - John Travolta
Eve - Scarlett Johansson
Moses - Hugh Laurie
Jacob - Tony Shalhoub
Joseph - Al Pacino
Satan - Christopher Walken

:hmm: I'm working out the rest...
 
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Jesus has to be Willem Dafoe. No ifs, ands, or buts.

Great list, though. :up:

Cain and Abel - Owen and Luke Wilson?
 
Goliath - Shaquille O'Neal or Michael Clarke Duncan
Abraham - Kevin Spacey
 
My aunt owns that...I laugh every time I see it, and am so tempted to give it a listen, just because it's James Earl Jones
 
LemonMelon said:
This product is so blasphemous, but :lmao:

Actually, here's my proposed cast:

God - Samuel L. Jackson
Jesus - Leonardo Dicaprio
Mary - Uma Thurman
Adam - John Travolta
Eve - Scarlett Johansson
Moses - Hugh Laurie
Jacob - Tony Shalhoub
Joseph - Al Pacino
Satan - Christopher Walken

:hmm: I'm working out the rest...

:lmao:

How about Angelina Jolie for Mary Magdelene
 
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