Its Official Things that make you go hmmm

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dont forget about the people who make up words...and use them like they know what they are talking about...

like...prepopulate..how the heck can you prepopulate....if you insert data in a table are you not populating it...wtf...:huh:
 
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?


If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?


If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?


Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?


Is French kissing in France just called kissing?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?


Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billionstars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
 
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