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Mullen-Girl

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LMFAO!!! I swear there's like 3 different hookers that walk in front of our building. Being that we're in a huge construction area. It's hilarryous! This guy at my work almost has run over like 1 girl 3 times. She always jumps in the middle of the street and shakes her boobs! lmfao...I just saw her walk past my window and she was drinking a beer then hid it in her jacket :lmao:
 
Doug from Trading Spaces came to my work while I was at lunch. His jacket has been in my office...and I had no clue. :shrug:
 
JessicaAnn said:


have you ever meat a good looking hooker ...

good looking hookers only exist in porn movies and the male imagination

:hmm:

This brings up an even BIGGER question...how do YOU know this?
 
JessicaAnn said:


have you ever meat a good looking hooker ...

good looking hookers only exist in porn movies and the male imagination

I have seen plenty of good looking hookers. I used to work in the city archive and if I wanted to go from my building to the train station, the shortest route was through an alley where the prostitutes sat behind windows waiting for... costumers. Some of them were real tasty. :drool: Of course there were also ugly prostitutes who were popping their zitts in their reflection in the windows if they didn't see you coming. :|
 
zoney! said:


:hmm:

This brings up an even BIGGER question...how do YOU know this?

Oh boy ... I opened a can of worms :angry:

meet ... meat ... whatever ... I am a bad speller ... you know that zoner :angry:

erm ... in my experiences driving by certain notorious corners in Milwaukee where women sell their wares, I have never seen a good looking hooker.
 
JessicaAnn said:
erm ... in my experiences driving by certain notorious corners in Milwaukee where women sell their wares, I have never seen a good looking hooker.

Milwaukee. OK! Gotcha. :D

Hey, Mrbrau1....don't go looking for attractive hookers in Milwaukee! :p :eyebrow:
 
My school (as in UK school, not university) was in a red light district. The prostitutes used to be there at lunch time - there used to be an ice cream van that parked outside school at lunch time and the hookers used to stand next to it. They were all really fat and really greasy and disgusting.

Oh and my dad used to make me wait on the street corners at 9pm after orchestra practice when I was 12. I used to be standing there surrounded by hookers.

He stopped making me do that when I was late once and someone tapped on his window and asked him if he was after a good time :laugh:
 
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BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Sorry Nutte i'll just give you money to make up for me knocking your profession lmfao...

Hell NO! They're ugly as hell! But i'm sure they make heaps of money LOL...I wouldn't say it's a perk but it sure makes for an entertaining day LOL
 
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