Its Official: The New Messiah is a Pink Tissue

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So I was randomly staring at my desk, again getting annoyed at my tissue box as ALL the tissues are pink. Not just the last few tissues so you know when to buy a new box but ALL the tissues.

During my display of utmost contempt for the box I noticed that in weeny writing, on the side of the box, right at the bottom, in a font colour thats difficult to read "it" declares:

herald the arrival
in heaven and on earth

:huh:
 
that reminds me, the tissue box at the doctor's office yesterday had viagra ads all over it :huh:
 
I want the UN to come to some sort of agreement on the definition of 'soft'. CLEARLY many boxes of tissues are sold under the ruse of being 'soft' when they are nothing more than 160 grade sandpaper.

:|
 
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:

Well, a tissue box and viagra kind of goes hand in hand.

:lmao:

Oh, crap, that reminded me of something so funny, but I don't think it's appropriate to say...so I guess I shouldn't have mentioned it.
 
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