IT'S OFFICIAL # that's what it reads

[zoney!]

made in hong kong

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

(on faulty VCR recorders)

"All other countries put their wastes in dumps, except in Taiwan, they just export them to other countries."
"Oh yeah! Well this ain't from Taiwan, it's from a place called Formosa!"

- Only Fools and Horses

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Oliver's army is here to stay.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

the Replacements are quite special to me.

because

they are the only band that makes me want to be old enough to drink.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

red red wine on sunday...

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

i shall grow old in a bar

yesh.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

beer for breakfast

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

http://www.1uniquebasket.com/mercha...uct_Code=BFB&Product_Count=6&Category_Code=SF

 

[~LadyLemon~]

where did jeff go

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

come back zoneeeee

 

[beegee]

god has made jeff a bird

so he can fly far far away.

-jenny

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

he'd better not be a budgie

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Only Fools and Horses!

There was a new episode of that on last night...v. funny.

 

[Laura M]

Right foot lets go

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

"Women are from Venus, men are from Peckham."

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

that rhymes with Beckham.
~
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[FizzingWhizzbees]

And Posh and Becks big impression was on tv last night right after Only Fools and Horses.

 

[Salome]

I would like a bong made in Hong Kong

because it rhymes



hihihihi

 

[~LadyLemon~]

~
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Yay for mega hyper sperm!

 

[Angela Harlem]

hahaha this thread has about 12 funny bits.

hihihihihihihihi

-hihi

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I saw Nicholas Lyndhurst on the cover of some Piglet DVD thingy at HMV today.

I want more Only Fools & Horses stuff dammit. Three episodes on video is not enough.

 

[zoney!]

beeeegeeee, who is jenny?????

This goose here only lays golden eggs!


KISS ME, on the bus!

 

[beegee]

haven't you ever seen forrest gump

fool.

 

[zoney!]

I am not good a remebering movie quotes...and I have dated three jenny's and a sister

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

She's achin' to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee