Its Official - Teen Lingo

[DiGi]

http://www.thesourcefym.com/teenlingo/

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

More like Ali G speak to me.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

obviously i am too old now.



[q]breezy
n. A female. a girlfriend. "Check out that breezy over there." [/q]

 

[BAW]

sample of teenage conversation heard in the counseling office lobby of my son's high school yesterday...and this was not a whispered conversation. No, it was loud and clear for all in the vicinity to hear


girl: Dude, like, I can't fucking believe this, someone stole my cell phone. I'm like, so fucking pissed...like who would, like want MY cell phone?

guy: Dude, that's bullshit..what color was it?

girl: Silver...like, what the fuck? I can't live without my cell phone. And you know what's so weird? They like, only took my phone and MY BOYFRIENDS PICTURE! How fucked up is that?

guy: Fuck dude, that's really lame...I'd be pissed.

girl: I like called my mom and said "OH MY GOD, SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING PHONE MOM!" and she said "like, calm down, its just a phone" and I said "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, ITS LIKE MY FUCKING LIFE DUDE!"

guy: Fuck, that blows

 

[DiGi]

LMAO

Two of my best friends are middle school teachers - some of the stories they tell me are simply unreal.

 

[Sicy]

 

[jkayet]

but kids these days...

i'm getting old...

 

[HelloAngel]

http://www.thesourcefym.com/teenlingo/

I hate to say it, but I use 95% of that slang on a regular basis. It's what I grew up around, and when I'm hanging out with my bf or my friends, I tend to express myself in a slacker way when not in a formal environ.

I majored in Communications, go figure.

 

[meegannie]

Sam pointed out the disturbing nature of this example:

flashing
v. yelling at someone, usually in front of others. "What's up?" "My mom was just flashing."

 

[beegee]

in my experience i have never heard anyone say "yeah, dude, it's 420, you know...hitler's birthday and the anniversary of columbine, man...let's blaze a bowl to celebrate."

it's just not done.

 

[Lilly]

i HATE when people say "ax":

ax: Ask "Let me ax you somtin!"

 

[Lilly]

just one more year and one more month

but kids these days...

yeah....damn kids....



DAMN TEENS!

 

[Salvador]

i guna bus a cat n ur ads

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[meegannie]

He's not joking, either.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

 

[zonelistener]

Sal is driving

 

[DiGi]

my teen word of the day not on this website:

Vicious.

as in tight and vicious

 

[meegannie]

Jesse Malin said "deck" last night.

 

[jkayet]

He's not joking, either.

HEHE!! That is great...Bingy appreciates it too...he might post later...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

my 13 yr. old nephew has a cell phone now.

 

[DiGi]

do you think it is tight and vicious