Ali Rose
New Yorker
say hello to KATS NEW AND IMPROVED MAN!!!! i shite you not...ryan adams imposter extraordinaire was at my gym tonight. I was in the yoga studio and i looked out and there he was. RYAN F ADAMS. Bustin a move on the Leg press.
I couldnt stop staring and i just wanted to run out there and tie him violently with a big red bow, lock him in a giant box and send him to Saginaw with one of those stickers that reads "Do not open till Xmas"
Might i also add that i never really found Ryan attractive till i saw kats new avatar. he looks very erm...how do you say...
vulnerable? Nobody would hear his screams if I er...em......BC were to like, attack him???
I couldnt stop staring and i just wanted to run out there and tie him violently with a big red bow, lock him in a giant box and send him to Saginaw with one of those stickers that reads "Do not open till Xmas"
Might i also add that i never really found Ryan attractive till i saw kats new avatar. he looks very erm...how do you say...
vulnerable? Nobody would hear his screams if I er...em......BC were to like, attack him???