It's official #so not true

[Salome]

I did not tell her to inhale

that's just not true

 

[Salome]

I did not ask angie to make a recording of her reading the new harry potter on a cassette for me

that's just not true

 

[Salome]

I did not fall of my bike last night

that's just not true

 

[Salome]

I did not invent boredom


that's just not true

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

yep, we believe you

 

[Basstrap]

SOMEBODY has a case of the saturdays!

 

[zonelistener]

I no longer trust Salome with my children

 

[ABEL]

SOMEBODY has a case of the saturdays!

 

[Salome]

saturday

 

[ABEL]

i work on saturday

i know salome would respond by saying

"work " lol!

 

[Bonochick]

I no longer trust Salome with my children

As parents, don't you think that is a decision we should make together?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

SOMEBODY has a case of the saturdays!

lets not going JUMPING to conclussions now, alright?

 

[Basstrap]

why don't you go suck a fuck, you dirty old man?

 

[Lilly]

did you not get the memo?




or

 

[Basstrap]

memo is an odd word

 

[Diemen]

Yeeeah, hi....I'm going to have to go ahead and have you come in on Sunday, too. M'kay?

 

[Bonochick]

 

[Angela Harlem]

That's just not true.

 

[zonelistener]

As parents, don't you think that is a decision we should make together?

um, hate to break it to ya, but, your are not the only mother of my children. In fact, you didn't actually give birth to the second and seventh ones.

 

[Bonochick]

um, hate to break it to ya, but, your are not the only mother of my children. In fact, you didn't actually give birth to the second and seventh ones.

Tramp.

But such a sexy one!

 

[Screaming Flower]

salome, will you marry me?

 

[Salome]

best offer I had today
(it's only 1:50 am though)


so .... yesh!

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[Angela Harlem]

Can I throw cooked rice on you both as you leave the church?

 

[She Is Raging]

did you not get the memo?




or

Riiiight... about those TPS reports...

 

[Salome]

Can I throw cooked rice on you both as you leave the church?

can you?

 

[Basstrap]

I've always fancied bringing boiling water with me to the next wedding I attend. Rice is so over-rated

 

[Angela Harlem]

That'd be lovely bassT. Booby trap the church door or something....

 

[Salome]

does thou hate me so much angelalcohol ?

 

[Angela Harlem]

i love you like a hole in the head slowmey.

i will aim the water for screaming kiwi, your bride.