It's Official: Slogans you will never see

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[nbcrusader]

 

[meegannie]

Save the whales - trade them for valuable prizes.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."

Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid."

Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"

Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!"

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Actual Newspaper Headlines:

Astronomers See Colorful Gas Clouds Bubble Out of Uranus

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons

Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy

Man Tries Armed Robbery with Knife in Gun Store

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

 

[Sicy]

I guess its true, I will never see them because they are Red X's

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I can see them.

 

[Sicy]

That's strange, now I can see them

Haunted threads

 

[Lemon Meringue]

It's the wrong time of year for hauntings.

 

[Sicy]

http://cgi.msn.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=12&item=2580024698

 

[Lemon Meringue]

 

[meegannie]

Well, wouldn't ya know it!

 

[Sicy]

Just the looks of that chair alone freaks me out

 

[Laura M]

my friend liked them

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Yikes

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]