it's official @Salome's dating agency

[Angela Harlem]

Did he mention yet that he is a millionaire?

Its a real shame though, as he is donating it all to the Order Of Dorks and Native Animals - his favourite nunnery.

 

[Diemen]

Hi April

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Can I see YOUR kind of housekeeping?

 

[U2girl]

Interesting how this thread is turning...but I think we need to clear one thing: what about European girls? Doesn't living closer to the applicant count for anything?

*ducks from all the Americans*...what? I think that question is not to be neglected

 

[Screaming Flower]

Its a real shame though, as he is donating it all to the Order Of Dorks and Native Animals - his favourite nunnery.

why am i not surprised?

 

[Salome]

because you know that I'm a deeply religious person?

 

[Screaming Flower]

obviously.

 

[Salome]

 

[~fairy_girl~]

lol @ this topic.

 

[Basstrap]

I want to be more than just friends, salome

 

[ABEL]

I dunno if this counts for anything, I can't sew, but as it turns out I discovered I can make clothing out of duct tape

 

[christiana]

Originally posted by ABEL:
I can make clothing out of duct tape

Well... I'm 17, non-smoker, female, alive, not picky, and i can do good housework(if you really mean housework-'housework'). Does that make me a perfect applicant?

 

[meegannie]

Jenn is clean and she can make an face.

 

[meegannie]

Here's Jenn waiting for Salome on the U2 bench:

 

[jkayet]

got to love best friends who do all they can to keep you across the atlantic...

25, non-smoker, can do a decent adam face...and i have cool shoes. Oh, and i live in london.

Megan's done a good job of advertising for me thus far...

 

[Screaming Flower]

jenn is so damn cute.

 

[meegannie]

bingy wants salome to be his new daddy.

 

[Salome]

I have to check with my secretary
since I don't trust myself to make decisions like this

but you do make a strong case

esp. bingy's plea

 

[ABEL]

jenn is so damn cute.

there goes any chance I had of being picked, lol

 

[meegannie]

Abel.

 

[zonelistener]

ha ha ha ha ha ha - my humor is worse than the people on the ten O'Clock news

Salome -
based on Jenn's footwear.....I believe she is a shoe-in.


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- anyone have a gun, that was beyond corny

 

[beegee]

i'd apply...but my attitude is terrible and i'll smoke anything that's lit.

 

[zonelistener]

i'd apply...but my attitude is terrible and i'll smoke anything that's lit.

There is a nice thread going on right now about a crack bust in Vancouver....

 

[Sicy]

i'll smoke anything that's lit.

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

bingy wants salome to be his new daddy.

If salomy is my daddy (dadoo) and meggie calls him dadoo too, does that made me and meggie sisters?
If bingy calls salomy daddy too does that mean I'm now related to bingy too?



Salomy's been spreading the love.

 

[ABEL]

I feel like I'm on an episode of the Bachelor

 

[ABEL]

*bump*

this thread is dying...I don't think salome's ever gonna pick...I think he just made this thread for the attention

 

[Salome]

me?

never

 

[ABEL]

you

 

[Angela Harlem]

so ABEL, what are you gonna wear on your first date?

 

[ABEL]

me?