It's Official # RANDOM CURSINGS!!!!

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Basstrap

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STUPID F**KING HOT CHOCOLATE CONTAINERS!!!

GAHHHHH!!

I was trying to open it

first I tried prying it open...then I realized that was a NO GO!!

then I got out the old can opener and tried that...

it worked for a bit, but then he started to curl of the metal and dig into the side of the container...so I tried prying the rest of it off

in doing so I MAJORLY GASHED my thumb...it still hurts a lot *cries*

I fashioned a band-aid by putting paper towel around my thumb and tying it tight with leather string.

when i took it off...it just kept bleeding

All during this event I was CURSING SMART CHOICE!!!

F**K YOU SMART CHOICE!!
TO HELL WITH YOUR PRODUCTS!!

ouch

*sexy bleeding thumb pose*
 
Re: way to go jackass.

Screaming Flower said:


and the oxy-moron award of the day goes to...

who who who

*jumps up and down*

oh...suspense

is it you?!?!?!

is it her...?
is it them...over there?
 
BWAAAAHAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

*pause*

I'm sorry to hear about your...

BWAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pause*

I mean, um, really...I'm sorry that you got hurt, and if there's anything...

BWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao:
 
kat is so amazing, the angels are considering making her an honorary member
 
*slices other thumb*
Ive had enough!!

bye bye cruel world!
 
damn. i thought this was a thread for random "cursing" as in - for the use of random foul language. :lol:



shit. :|
 
Re: Office Space kicks ass

Diemen said:
No-talent ass clown.

THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE the one who would keep sayin' that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ass clown!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't remember it...I thought that was something Kirk always said, and I harrassed the hell out of him, asking him what that funny thing is that he always says...and he's like, "I don't know!" and I thought he was just being a dirty liar. But YOU are the one who always says that, and now I remember, so all is good in the world!

Hehe...ass clown...

How could I not remember that?

My lip is bleeding...that sucks.

G'mornin', everybody! I gotta finish gettin' ready for work, but I love you all!!!!!! :wave:
 
People say I f*cking curse alot but I don't think they know what the hell they are talking about. :sexywink:
 
Shit piss fuck crap cocksucker motherfucker tits fart ass bastard shithole.
 
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