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Old 12-04-2002, 11:05 PM   #46
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I mean that in the sweetest way possible

Acro is a fucking pommie.
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Old 12-04-2002, 11:50 PM   #47
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it was funny, where I used to work, there was a girl who cussed all the time...I hardly ever cuss, and everyone was kinda joking about it, so I started mimicking her cussing....everyone thought it was funny


I guess you had to be there
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you guys have turned this into a den of debauchery and sin!!!

evil fucking women!
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I'm sorry you got an owie. Maybe I know someone who will kiss it and make it better. Maybe.......
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Old 12-05-2002, 12:11 AM   #50
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okay
if you insist
*holds out thumb seductively*
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Old 12-05-2002, 12:17 AM   #51
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I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunet meeting with the hot chocolate container...
I too thought this was going to be a thread for us to unlease a wrath of curses.
I was all prepared...but I shall refrain, for sailors have been known to blush at my speech.

So I will leave you with the immortal words of Ralphie
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge"
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Old 12-05-2002, 12:19 AM   #52
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Big Grin

Bodie (pictured in Sig) gives everyone a big SLURP
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Old 12-05-2002, 12:21 AM   #53
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*continues to hold out thumb*

*taps foot*

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Old 12-05-2002, 12:22 AM   #54
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Bassy will have to wash everyone's mouths out with soap

I found this letter on a website...it made me laugh...

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Foul Language Translations
DATE: March 14, 2000

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No fucking way.

TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shitting me!

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING:
Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF:
Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the fuck?

TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work.

TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING:
Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell cares?

TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
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He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat shit and die.

TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
Fuck it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks.

TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING:
I see.
INSTEAD OF:
Blow me.

TRY SAYING:
Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF
Another fucking meeting!

TRY SAYING:
I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF:
I really don't give a shit.

TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a prick.

TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting bitch.

TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Thank You,
Human Resources
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Old 12-05-2002, 12:26 AM   #55
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I am an INSTEAD OF master.
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Old 12-05-2002, 12:28 AM   #56
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Old 12-05-2002, 12:35 AM   #57
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arm gets tired...but persists in holding out thumb*

am I not being seductive enough?

*launches mother of all sedcutive poses*
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*pushes past ABEL*

*kisses kirks thumb*




ABEL eat your heart out.
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Old 12-05-2002, 12:46 AM   #60
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I guess ABEL thought you were hitching a ride.
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