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Old 05-03-2003, 11:38 PM   #1
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It's Official: Preminitions

I guess Miss Cleo has had quite the influence on me, and has inspired me to post this thread. This is for OFFICIAL preminitions... things that are presently happening, or things that are soon to be... maybe some future headlines/thread titles... anything goes.

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Bono wins a humanitarian award for commissioning the construction of a new wing to his house for all his PLEBA fans

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Sicy eats the brains of four Firefighters after they attempt to save eight dogs from a burning building... instead of rescuing a cat from the tree down the block

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cujo detained after a brawl with fellow Paul McGuinness fans over a lock of hair he left behind

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Larry Mullen's Pop Angel changes her avatar to Steve Perry of Aerosmith, but soon realizes that he doesn't fulfill her moob needs

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Zoomerang 96 finally resolves his conflict with cujo, after hitting him with a rolled up newspaper... In a related story, Ted Connors leaves fox news to pursue a career with the Weekly World News, with a lead on a story involving Nick Nolte hitting a dog with a newspaper.
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ABEL boxed and sold as a chia pet
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Duran Duran shortens their name to just plain Duran... then, they become known as the Artists Formerly Known As Duran Duran
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u2popmofo's therapists perform the Rorschach test on him, and are confused as his replies are limited to only one phrase "Up your nose with a Rubber Hose..."
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Sicy wins the lotto and buys the town of Grand Saline, Texas for their salt supply
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After winning the lotto, Sicy's cat receives the largest Salt Lick in the world

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After winning the lotto, Sicy's cat receives the largest Salt Lick in the world

... do Cats even use Salt Licks?
if they don't, I'm sure Sicy's will!
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Cujo finally gets ABEL's name, after seeing it so many times... soon after he hands back his diploma and academic standings because they have been all for nothing

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