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Boss: How come your ID badge is facing the wrong way?

BC: Cuz it swings around and sometimes gets turned around.

Boss: Do I need to tape it to your shirt like I had to do to Matt?

BC: No...I don't think that will be-

Boss: *scotch tapes my ID badge to my shirt*

Boss: There! Now we can always see your picture! Isn't that much better now??

BC: Uh...no.......
 
Me:can I be stupid for a min and ask you a question

April: sure shut up, you're not stupid

Me: everyone lately has been going "OMC" now I know "omg" is oh my god, but what's "omc"... catch me up on the online lingo

April: haha it's a forum thing, oh my cat

Me:lol thanks, sometimes i feel like i am though... I guess i just have "rose syndrom"

April: some of the jokes you either have to be around when they start, lol

Me:OH lol i see that

April: lol
 
girl: where's mallory (my roommate)?

me: sioux falls

girl: she said she wasn't going out tonight.

me: and she did

girl: where'd she go?

me: :mad: sioux falls

girl: are you sure it wasn't sioux city?

me: yep. sioux falls.

girl: cos i think sioux city had stuff going on tonight.

me: sioux falls. no one goes to iowa to party.
 
Speaking of idiots.........I used to have to listen to the stupid conversations the dorks behind me in a class last semester had...this one particularly stood out......

Girl: What classes are you taking next semester?

Guy: I don't know...I mean, like, damn...it says I'm supposed to take Elementary Statistics. That's so stupid...I don't need to know how to teach math to little kids!!!!!

:der: :crack:
 
q: do you want to come work for june again until at least the end of the year?
a: fuck yes!!

q: are you sure?
a: uhh yes.

q: who's that in the pic? (this was me, actually.)
a: that's nell becker...i think she's gay. (professor)
a: she looks kinda like chuck berry (another girl in class)
a: she actually looks like she may be a bit loose. (professor, again)
q: (sorta) i hope no one looks at my life like this! (another girl)
a: just don't sit on a rock or you'll be a gay, slutty chuck berry! (me)

poor girl:
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i got kicked out of pre-algebra in summer school once cuz i sucked at it so bad. the teacher pulled me aside and ever so kindly told me i wouldnt last another day so he would just pretend i never signed up for the class so i wouldnt get a failing grade. how nice of him.
 
3 year old (Q): what's that thing on your nose?

me (A): well it's a nose stud...sort of like an earring, but in your nose

3 year old (Q): why?

me (A): because i misbehaved when i was your age, and as a form of punishment, i had to get this thing stapled to my nose

...with young kids, you can't get away with anything..i don't plan on letting my tatoo show...

...earlier this morning:

my boytoy (Q): are you always this bitchy in the morning?

me (A): WHAM..SMACK..BOOM. THUD!!!
 
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I REALLY suck at math, except geometry. I took everything through calculus in high school and somehow got high enough scores on the ACT and SAT to get out of taking a math class in college. Now I can't even add. :huh:

I found out on Wednesday that my boyfriend is a math genius. He's like Rainman! Just arithmetic stuff, not like thing with variables and all, but it's still impressive because he's REALLY, REALLY fast and can figure out discounts and stuff. I'm making him go shopping with me. :D
 
take the underwear, leave the cafe.

My Mom, she's real smart and she taught me how to figure out discouts with this quote: "Shannon, I swear to God this is the only math you'll ever need."


I love her so much!! :D:D :)sad: i miss her though)



I'm a math retard, English genious kinda gal. ACT breakdown:
Math: 17
English: 34.





yuh....:D
 
And what about the thong skirts?



aaaah ahhh don?t flame me... may I dream a little on this big cruel world...
 
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i, too, am mathematically challenged.

HelloAngel said:



Well, Floodle I'm sure can spare some since she always find herself going Commando. :wave: :eyebrow:


:lmao:

omc. i don't go commando! :shocked: :ohmy: :eek: :uhoh:

i just like to not wear pants. :wave:
 
Re: take the underwear, leave the cafe.

Lilly said:


I'm a math retard, English genious kinda gal. ACT breakdown:
Math: 17
English: 34.

I think that's about what I had for those two categories on mine too...:laugh: Math down low, English way up!
 
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