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Old 09-18-2005, 08:33 PM   #1
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IT'S OFFICIAL #Playboy

So...being the freak I am about wanting every magazine mention of Ryan I can possibly get, I wanted to get the new issue of Playboy. First, I checked my favorite bookstore. After standing on my tiptoes amongst a crowd of men in the section of magazines for male interest, I was able to reach a copy of Playboy, only to wriggle it out to discover it wasn't the new issue yet. Damn!

I was driving around tonight, and I decided to see if there were any copies of the Sunday paper left at a gas station I was passing. I went inside and found the paper. The magazine rack was right next to it...and, sure enough, they had the new Playboy. My plan was to quickly swipe an issue out, make my purchase, and leave.

I grabbed a Playboy but then realized that another copy was stuck to it...and I could NOT rip the damn things apart. I had to actually struggle with it, while the guy working behind the counter watched me with a big smile on his face. I finally got the magazines apart, and then I couldn't get the extra one to fit back in the slot. I finally just shoved it in the wrong place and brought my purchases to the counter.

The guy rung up my newspaper...then the Playboy. He tapped the cover with his fingers a couple times, and said, "Ahhh!" with an even bigger smile on his face than before. Then we began talking, and it went something like this:

Him: "Do you want to open that right now?"

Me: *laughs*

Him: "Come on, let's open it now and read it together."

Me: "Aw, no..."

Him: "Come on! It will be fun!"

Me: "Nah, I'll just take it home."

Him: "Is it for you?"

Me: "Yes."

Him: "Ahhhh!!!" *even bigger smile yet*

Me: "No, it's just that one of my favorite musicians is mentioned in it, so I have to buy it. I'll just give the rest to my boyfriend."

Him: "Who is this musician?"

Me: "Ryan Adams."

Him: "Ryan Adams? I do not know him. I like Jack Johnson."

Me: "Yeah, I have one of his songs on my iPod. It's not bad."

Him: "So you're buying this magazine just because of him?"

Me: "Yeah, I keep a scrapbook, so I try to get all the magazines I can with him in them."

Him: "Is he really that good?"

Me: "Definitely!"

Him: "Let's open the magazine so you can show me who Ryan Adams is."

Me: "No, that's okay. He's really good though."

Him: "Come on, I want to see Ryan Adams!"

Me: "Get one of his CDs!"

Him: "Open the magazine!"

Me: *laughs, pays, and leaves*
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bc is a secret perv
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Old 09-18-2005, 08:43 PM   #3
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The guy working there is the perv!
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why were the magazines stuck together, BC????????
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I was thinking the same thing Anna.


What a friggin creep, BC.

Reminds me of the convenient store guys in the David Lee Roth videos.
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Sicy!!!!!!!!!

I'd forgotten about that.
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By the way, you know who made you know who buy a Playboy at Portland airport today because of the R.A. column....


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Playboy has articles in it?
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So, was the "article" good?
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I couldn't get past the sticky part.
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The pages became stuck together while I was out golfing!
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