It's Official #Pirate Jokes

[Ali Rose]

Sorry, i'm too tired to figure out what # is next....but I have some jokes....

I have recently acquired a LOVE for Pirate jokes......So go ahead and answer em if you can!!!!!


So, did you see the Pirate movie last week???

 

[Ali Rose]

Ok I can't stand it.....

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.It was rated AAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!

 

[Ali Rose]

Please post some more for me if you know any!!!!

Ok Heres another.....

What kind of socks to Pirates Wear????

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

this is NOT, i repeat, NOT danny devito

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, baby, aaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!

<-----me

 

[Ali Rose]

Oh I crack myself up!!!!!

What kind of socks to Pirates Wear????

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AAAAAAARRRgyle




Cmon I want some more .....I know you guys have some!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[meegannie]

aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhyle?

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What is a pirates favorite kind of cookie?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

DOH!

I forgot to even attempt to answer this!!! I'm sorry, girl!

 

[Ali Rose]

DID I spell Arghyle wrong????

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What is a pirates favorite kind of cookie?

TELLME TELLME TELLME........

Cant......thiink.......of any.......thing......

 

[Bonochick]

Just Thought Of One...

What's a pirate's favorite holiday?

 

[Ali Rose]

I'm so happy this wasn't a lame idea....

*rips hair out*

*dies of suspense*

 

[Sicy]

I suck at answering jokes.

TELL ME !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DrTeeth]

Re: Just Thought Of One...

What's a pirate's favorite holiday?

Is it AAAARRRRRRRRchristmas?

 

[Bonochick]

I'm So Lame...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbor Day!

 

[DrTeeth]

We don't have that over here

I'm not playing anymore

 

[Ali Rose]

BEst try EVER!!!! BAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAH

Is it AAAARRRRRRRRchristmas?

ROFLMAO

 

[Ali Rose]

Re: I'm So Lame...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbor Day!

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C'mon, Meggy! What kind of cookie?????

 

[ACROB@T]

is ali rose starting to combust.........

How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

What Star Wars character is really a pirate?

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

What do pirates put on their plate to make it look pretty?

What is a pirates favorite doll?

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. He asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well," replied the pirate, "while my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch?"

"A sea gull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook..."

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hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

 

[meegannie]

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C'mon, Meggy! What kind of cookie?????

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chips ahoy!

 

[Ali Rose]

Are you trying to KILL me???

How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

What Star Wars character is really a pirate?

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

What do pirates put on their plate to make it look pretty?

What is a pirates favorite doll?

*Brain Explodes*

 

[Ali Rose]

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!

The cost of piercing---how bout an AAAAAARM and a leg??

and the pirate that skips class----is he playing HOOKY????






My dad came up with this one at dinner....Its an easy one

Whats a pirates favorite US State?

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!

The cost of piercing---how bout an AAAAAARM and a leg??

I think this was the cost of his peg leg and hook.

Now I have to think about these.

We saw a guy at dinner last night who looked like a pirate. He walked with a cane and had on a striped shirt! And it was a fish fry!!!!

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Shiver me timbers

Whats a pirates favorite US State?

Arrrrrrrrrrkansas!

 

[Bonochick]

Why did the pirate go to jail?

 

[Basstrap]

Why did the pirate go to jail?

ARRRRRson?

 

[Walkron]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRPHHHHHH!
I just threw up on myself.I'll be back

 

[Bonochick]

ARRRRRson?

OMC, you got it right!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Acro has the biggest capacity for useless information I have ever witnessed. I admire him deeply for it, cause I've got ADD. (ok, not officially, but i have a really bad attention span, hehe)

 

[Ali Rose]

MEGGY! I did too spell argyle right!!!

Acro just give me the answers!!! You've tortured me long enough!

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i love this thread.

 

[ACROB@T]

How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?

A buck an ear!

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

Captain Hooky!

What Star Wars character is really a pirate?

AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

An arm and a leg!

What do pirates put on their plate to make it look pretty?

gAAARRRRRnnish

What is a pirates favorite doll?

BaARRRRRRRRRbie