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Old 09-01-2002, 11:13 PM   #1
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It's Official #Pirate Jokes

Sorry, i'm too tired to figure out what # is next....but I have some jokes....

I have recently acquired a LOVE for Pirate jokes......So go ahead and answer em if you can!!!!!


So, did you see the Pirate movie last week???

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Old 09-01-2002, 11:14 PM   #2
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Ok I can't stand it.....

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.It was rated AAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!

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Old 09-01-2002, 11:15 PM   #3
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Please post some more for me if you know any!!!!

Ok Heres another.....

What kind of socks to Pirates Wear????
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Old 09-01-2002, 11:21 PM   #4
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BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-01-2002, 11:31 PM   #5
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this is NOT, i repeat, NOT danny devito



Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, baby, aaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!

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Old 09-01-2002, 11:39 PM   #6
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Oh I crack myself up!!!!!

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AAAAAAARRRgyle




Cmon I want some more .....I know you guys have some!!!!!!!!!!!!
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aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhyle?

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What is a pirates favorite kind of cookie?
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DOH!

I forgot to even attempt to answer this!!! I'm sorry, girl!
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Old 09-01-2002, 11:54 PM   #9
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DID I spell Arghyle wrong????

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TELLME TELLME TELLME........

Cant......thiink.......of any.......thing......
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Just Thought Of One...

What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
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Old 09-02-2002, 12:08 AM   #11
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I'm so happy this wasn't a lame idea....

*rips hair out*

*dies of suspense*
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Old 09-02-2002, 01:31 AM   #12
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I suck at answering jokes.

TELL ME !!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Just Thought Of One...

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What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
Is it AAAARRRRRRRRchristmas?
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I'm So Lame...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbor Day!
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We don't have that over here

I'm not playing anymore
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Old 09-02-2002, 01:19 PM   #16
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BEst try EVER!!!! BAHAHABHAHAHAHAHAH

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Is it AAAARRRRRRRRchristmas?
ROFLMAO

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbor Day!



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is ali rose starting to combust.........

How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

What Star Wars character is really a pirate?

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

What do pirates put on their plate to make it look pretty?

What is a pirates favorite doll?

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. He asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well," replied the pirate, "while my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch?"

"A sea gull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook..."


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Are you trying to KILL me???

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[B]How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

What Star Wars character is really a pirate?

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

What do pirates put on their plate to make it look pretty?

What is a pirates favorite doll?
*Brain Explodes*

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