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Old 12-08-2003, 03:27 PM   #1
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IT'S OFFICIAL #Personal Assistant

Due to the high level of activities I engage in everyday, I have decided that I need to hire a personal assistant to help me coordinate my affairs.

Please submit all applications to this thread. I will make my decision by the end of the week.

Thank you!
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Old 12-08-2003, 03:29 PM   #2
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I would apply, but I don't believe I know enough about Ryan's ass to qualify for the position.
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Old 12-08-2003, 03:34 PM   #3
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Are you a fast learner?
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Old 12-08-2003, 03:36 PM   #4
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I could be ... Ryan's ass is very nice to look at.
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Old 12-08-2003, 03:36 PM   #5
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I would like to apply. Qualifications include being a little but and I know Ryan has a quite lovely bum among other things. So in conclusion:
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That's not a very good application, meggie...though you are still in consideration.
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I have left my application behind the smilie!

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Name: John Doe

Sex: Still waiting for the right person.

Desired Position: General Assistant to the Assistant's Assistant's Feline

Salary Expectations: Expectations of endless Weetabix supplies and mini Bailey Bottles with velvet ribbons.

Education Yes..have that.

Most Notable Achievement: My beautiful collection of stolen post-it-notes which you are more than welcome to see and touch

Hours Available To Work: Any

Prefered Hours: 1:30-2:30pm Monday, Tuesday, and Friday

Do you have any special skills?: Telepathy..but yet to find a compatible human

Do you have a car?: A car..yes..a car that runs..no.

Have you received any special awards of recognition?: Class Spelling Champion 1984, 85, 86

What would you like to be doing in ten years time: discovering an entity more perfect than sliced bread and reaping the benefits.

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It's okay, meggie...imperfection is great cuz it makes me look better!

)(odiaca, what the hell is Weetabix?!
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)(odiaca, what the hell is Weetabix?!
Shredded Wheat that couldn't be bothered to make the effort.
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That's classic!
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I ate Weetabix in England.
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I can barely keep my own activites straight, am I still eligible? I can make cereal AND toast
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Personally assisting, we can officially assist all personnels out of official threads personally.
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Re: I have left my application behind the smilie!

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