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How Should I Help Pass The Time At Work Tonight?

  • Repeatedly ask my co-worker if she wants to make out in one of the fitting rooms and calling her a p

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Practice my Riverdancing instead of just walking.

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Refer to myself in the third person all night.

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Answer every question with, "Oh no...you're not fooling me THIS time!"

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 10 58.8%

  • Total voters
    17
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I voted the riverdance thingie since I think that will keep you occupied the longest :up:
 
I did a little of everything.

I also invented a new game called "Nature Documentary". It was great. :up:
 
Nature Documentary

Kat: I'm here in the natural habitat of our subject, the retail establishment. Some of my viewers may know this as "a store".

Co-worker: What the hell are you talking about?

Kat: Our subject appears agitated, not approving of my unwelcomed entrance onto her territory.

Co-worker: I don't get it.

Kat: Our subject appears confused.

Co-worker: Oh jeez...

Kat: Our subject is growing hungry, waiting to stalk her prey, commonly referred to as "customers".

Co-worker: I'm gonna go in the back for awhile...

Kat: Our subject retreats, admitting defeat to-

Co-worker: You are so weird.

Kat: Crikey!!

~The End~
 
Here's what I would do... ALL FOUR.

SFMF: SFMF is here in the natural habitat of our subject, the retail establishment. Some of SFMF's viewers may know this as "a store".

Co-worker: What the hell are you talking about?

SFMF: Our subject appears agitated, not approving of SFMF's unwelcomed entrance onto her territory.

Co-worker: I don't get it.

SFMF: Our subject is growing hungry, waiting to stalk her prey, commonly referred to as "customers".

Co-worker: I'm gonna go in the back for awhile...

SFMF: Subject invited SFMF to the mating grounds, otherwise known as the fitting room. *winkwink*

Co-worker: What are you doing?

SFMF: Subject acknowledges the initiations of courtship.

*SFMF does Riverdance*

Co-worker: Gee, I didn't know you were into that... :flirt:

SFMF: "Oh no...you're not fooling me THIS time!" :tongue:
 
I played Nature Documentary again today.

Co-worker: *walking into backroom*

Kat: Our subject is retreating to her hidden domain on the outskirts of her habitat.

Co-worker: You're still doing that?

Kat: Our subject is amazed at my persistence. Let's move in for a closer look.

Co-worker: Oh my God...
 
:lmao:

When I work with this other lady, I'm going to play Nature Documentary and not tell her what I'm doing so that she's REALLY confused. :wink:
 

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