These are actual notes I dug up that my friends and I passed in high school:
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"We should put a vacancy sign in Miranda's bra."
"Miranda does have a lot of vacancy."
"My pen is doing the forbidden dance of luv."
"That's some pretty funny stuff. Keep your pen away from my pen."
"La da dee dee da...*pen dances*"
"And WE'RE the best students in the class!"
"My pen has a thang for 4 yours."
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"Is it just me or does Kim look really HOT, HOT, HOT today? -Me"
"Don't make me gag."
"I was tapping my pen on my chair, and it slipped, and it banged me between the legs. -Me"
"These are worse than our notes from Independent Living. 'Juice Us'."
"You can juice me in the morning, you can juice me in the night...oh wait...nevermind..."
"Okay. My back hurts. If something of mine was in the Lost & Found, I wouldn't want it back. Someone probably took it to wear for a day then brought it back."
"Yeah...that's why I'm not claiming my panties. -Me"
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"Hey, Wooba Wooba Wooba Bonovox Discotheque III...ayhowsitgoin'? I decided to take your mission. You know, our talks at lunch are really weird. Guess what. I'm using your markers. Ha ha! Remember that Russian guy who stole the toilet paper off that tree? Adios, Nancy's Boots. P.S. Write back!"
"Thief. Woob Woob Woob."
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"I want my old desk back."
"Talk to Dave about it."
"I can't!! My desk feels I have betrayed him...he'll NEVER take me back! Don't throw things!"
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"I feel a pelvis thrust coming on."
"Please don't."
"I already did."
"No way! You disgust me."
"Punish me, Mr. Bono cop! Serve justice. I've been breaking the law."
"Kate, I don't know what I'd do without you."
"Break out the handcuffs! Take me to my cell!"
"Stop that!"
"You say you lost the key, Mr. Bono cop? Oh well. Guess I'll have to marry you. Kiss me, you fool!"
"Ok new subject. How do you think you did on the exam?"
"Average. New subject? Are his pants really painted on?"
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"She scares me."
"You scare her."
"My gum squeaks."
"That sounds like some song lyrics."
"My rump hurts."
"So does mine."
"My gum is falling apart and sticking to my pearly whites."
"Boy they sure pass notes inconspicuously *sarcastic*"
"She should talk. She's the one wearing purple."
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"My gum is mint-ariffic. -Me"
"That's nice to know." -Me"
"I know you're jealous...attempts to hide your jealousy may be fatal. -Me"
"Do I get to dance with panda bears too? -Me"
"No...I claimed them all, you dumb FN. -Me"
"DA - that's unfair. What do I get to do? -Me"
"Have a thorny love experience. - Me"
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"The world is ending!"
"Why are you folding funny? I thought you hated that."
"Don't ask me such difficult questions, squirrel muncher.
"You still fold it funny. They screw everything!"
"You would know."
"So would you. Does Raul ring a bell?"
"Yeah...so does Tito!"
"You & Tito? Or Tito & Raul?"
"Pig!"
"Well, which one?"
"Even if I tell you the right one, I know what one you'd still be thinking of."
"It's both, isn't it?"
~~~~~~~
"We should put a vacancy sign in Miranda's bra."
"Miranda does have a lot of vacancy."
"My pen is doing the forbidden dance of luv."
"That's some pretty funny stuff. Keep your pen away from my pen."
"La da dee dee da...*pen dances*"
"And WE'RE the best students in the class!"
"My pen has a thang for 4 yours."
~~~~~~~
"Is it just me or does Kim look really HOT, HOT, HOT today? -Me"
"Don't make me gag."
"I was tapping my pen on my chair, and it slipped, and it banged me between the legs. -Me"
"These are worse than our notes from Independent Living. 'Juice Us'."
"You can juice me in the morning, you can juice me in the night...oh wait...nevermind..."
"Okay. My back hurts. If something of mine was in the Lost & Found, I wouldn't want it back. Someone probably took it to wear for a day then brought it back."
"Yeah...that's why I'm not claiming my panties. -Me"
~~~~~~~
"Hey, Wooba Wooba Wooba Bonovox Discotheque III...ayhowsitgoin'? I decided to take your mission. You know, our talks at lunch are really weird. Guess what. I'm using your markers. Ha ha! Remember that Russian guy who stole the toilet paper off that tree? Adios, Nancy's Boots. P.S. Write back!"
"Thief. Woob Woob Woob."
~~~~~~~
"I want my old desk back."
"Talk to Dave about it."
"I can't!! My desk feels I have betrayed him...he'll NEVER take me back! Don't throw things!"
~~~~~~~
"I feel a pelvis thrust coming on."
"Please don't."
"I already did."
"No way! You disgust me."
"Punish me, Mr. Bono cop! Serve justice. I've been breaking the law."
"Kate, I don't know what I'd do without you."
"Break out the handcuffs! Take me to my cell!"
"Stop that!"
"You say you lost the key, Mr. Bono cop? Oh well. Guess I'll have to marry you. Kiss me, you fool!"
"Ok new subject. How do you think you did on the exam?"
"Average. New subject? Are his pants really painted on?"
~~~~~~~
"She scares me."
"You scare her."
"My gum squeaks."
"That sounds like some song lyrics."
"My rump hurts."
"So does mine."
"My gum is falling apart and sticking to my pearly whites."
"Boy they sure pass notes inconspicuously *sarcastic*"
"She should talk. She's the one wearing purple."
~~~~~~~
"My gum is mint-ariffic. -Me"
"That's nice to know." -Me"
"I know you're jealous...attempts to hide your jealousy may be fatal. -Me"
"Do I get to dance with panda bears too? -Me"
"No...I claimed them all, you dumb FN. -Me"
"DA - that's unfair. What do I get to do? -Me"
"Have a thorny love experience. - Me"
~~~~~~~
"The world is ending!"
"Why are you folding funny? I thought you hated that."
"Don't ask me such difficult questions, squirrel muncher.
"You still fold it funny. They screw everything!"
"You would know."
"So would you. Does Raul ring a bell?"
"Yeah...so does Tito!"
"You & Tito? Or Tito & Raul?"
"Pig!"
"Well, which one?"
"Even if I tell you the right one, I know what one you'd still be thinking of."
"It's both, isn't it?"
