IT'S OFFICIAL number BINGO

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Because you can't spell bingo without IO

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

(from 'the Sketch Show')

guy turns up at bingo with dustbin.

"no no...I said 'where's the bin go?'"

 

[Basstrap]

uuuh ooh!!

 

[Salome]

I wonder how many words you can't spell without io

 

[zonelistener]

I wonder how many words you can't spell without io

yeah, IO ROCKS!

 

[Angela Harlem]

without

wthut


hmmm, doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Salome]

embroidering


embrderng


actually sounds better !

 

[HelloAngel]

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and zoney was his name-o.

 

[Basstrap]

this is an odd thread, no?

a very right wing thread

 

[Sicy]

I win things when I play bingo

One time, I won a bartender set.

Another time, I won 4 tickets to the Giants baseball game.. even though I hate baseball I went anyway just for the experience.

Another time, I won $200


Bingo

 

[Angela Harlem]

You'll make a great old lady when its time Sicy. Old women have a knack for BINGO. Them and my sister who wins everytime she plays. And you.

 

[Screaming Flower]

You'll make a great old lady when its time Sicy.

i read this too fast and i thought it said, "you'll make out with a great old lady when it's time sicy."

 

[adamswildhoney]

I used to have to help on Bingo night at an old school of mine and the old people there were quite grumpy.

 

[Sicy]

 

[Bonochick]

John's brother is a police officer, so sometimes John helps set up and clean up the police hall on Bingo Night. He's played Bingo a few times too.

Hey, if he's gonna hang out with ladies when I'm not around, I'm all for him taking the elderly route.

 

[Basstrap]

John's brother is a police officer,

oooh!!!

you could use this to your advantage
to illegal things in his brothers house

kinda like when mardge was a cop and homer played illegal card games in his house

 

[Salome]

this is so lame

Them and my sister who wins everytime she plays.

woooo, I want to play with your sister

 

[Sicy]

 

[Bonochick]

oooh!!!

you could use this to your advantage
to illegal things in his brothers house

John's brother's wife is a police officer as well...we are hooked up!

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

i don't do bingo.

 

[Basstrap]

I dopn't blame you...women don't play bingo until their 93

 

[Bonochick]

i don't do bingo.

The farmer is happy to hear that.

 

[zonelistener]

I choose life.

 

[Bonochick]

Give me liberty or give me death.

What's that? You're fresh out of liberty?

Oh.

Um...

 

[zonelistener]

Relax, don't do it.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Re: this is so lame

woooo, I want to play with your sister

yeah it was lame, but funny

+1


!

 

[Salome]

yesh!

more funny than your sis kicking my arse

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Bingo is too much like math.