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Old 05-03-2002, 04:56 PM   #1
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its official: new sheriff in town #

As of this moment forward, there will not be allowed any drinking, drunkeness, whorring around, unabusive language, oral pleasures, peaceful conversations, or non-recreational drugs allowed in this forum.

This stands as of now, and please place all contraband and good behavior in the amnesty box.

Actually my main objective is to curtail the drinking problem we have here, so I may not actively enforce the other abuses and atrocities.

I will have special analyzers hooked into the path to this forum, and they will trace all the way to your mouse. These specially coded devices sense alcohol in sweat and body temperature variances from your fingers to your mouse.

Plus, I will monitor your post contents for slurring of printed word, (i.e. Bonochick) and the usual casual admittance to such decadent and foolish behavior.

I have not yet decided punishment for rule violations; but expect it to be rude, smelly, and involve the boogie man.
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Old 05-03-2002, 05:02 PM   #2
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*throws weenie spyplane out the window

*slams a martini
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Old 05-03-2002, 05:03 PM   #3
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As of this moment forward, there will not be allowed any drinking, drunkeness, whorring around, unabusive language, oral pleasures, peaceful conversations, or non-recreational drugs allowed in this forum.

Damnit I just got here! *now* where am I suppsed to go?!
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Old 05-03-2002, 05:08 PM   #4
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*throws weenie spyplane out the window

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Vacate my airspace or I'll have your escort planes retreat while your royal airwaves will be overtaken by the likes of boyband music and other teeny bop pop


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Old 05-03-2002, 05:17 PM   #5
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i'll teeny bop pop your face. stay out of my airspace or i'll peanut-jam your radar, spyweenie.
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Old 05-03-2002, 05:23 PM   #6
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Look, Queen of Fart
you're not even a plane!
You can't touch my radar, I am invisible to you too
so take my warning before I drop pumpkins on your trampoline
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Old 05-03-2002, 05:26 PM   #7
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look spypain maybe i am a plane. ever think of that? no. didn't think you did. and i have ultrahightechsuperdupervision so i can see you just fine. and your fly is down.

stick your pumpkins up your exhaust pipe buddy.
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Old 05-03-2002, 05:33 PM   #8
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You're WAY out of line.



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* gets reject box ready
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Old 05-03-2002, 05:43 PM   #9
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So I guess this means you're not gonna buy me that stiff adult beverage? (did I mention I've never been drunk? )

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Old 05-03-2002, 07:12 PM   #10
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Old 05-03-2002, 07:14 PM   #12
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You z pee hedge love plane muscle freakazoid.

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Dearest spyplane,

I'm having an orgasm even as we speak over this post. You, Tipper Gore, and I shall make a great censorship police.

XOXO

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You z pee hedge love plane muscle freakazoid.

you forgot spy, you salsa wacko

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Sicilia:

What is wrong with this thread? I think it is great!

I went to a Widespread Panic concert Sunday night. Since it was Sunday, there were no beer sales here in Shelby County. Therefore, I went across the county line into Jefferson County, bought a 12 pack, and "bootlegged" it back over the county line so that we could tailgate in "the lot" amongst all of the hippies before the concert. They were all smoking drugs, and I had a good beer buzz, but it didn't last long since I couldn't buy a $7 draft beer inside the concert.

If it weren't for Sheriffs like Spyplane, people like those hippies would turn this great nation into one big Haight-Ashbury district. And we all know what happened to Jerry Garcia.

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Bama_9 put this in your pipe and smoke it.

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spy lame I'll salsa all over your face.

and you'll love it.
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will you buy me one of those stiff adult beverages?
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of course!

I have to hurry up and drink mine before my next flight

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spy lame I'll salsa all over your face.

and you'll love it.
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Old 05-03-2002, 09:50 PM   #20
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of course!

I have to hurry up and drink mine before my next flight


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