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z edge

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As of this moment forward, there will not be allowed any drinking, drunkeness, whorring around, unabusive language, oral pleasures, peaceful conversations, or non-recreational drugs allowed in this forum.

This stands as of now, and please place all contraband and good behavior in the amnesty box.

Actually my main objective is to curtail the drinking problem we have here, so I may not actively enforce the other abuses and atrocities.

I will have special analyzers hooked into the path to this forum, and they will trace all the way to your mouse. These specially coded devices sense alcohol in sweat and body temperature variances from your fingers to your mouse.

Plus, I will monitor your post contents for slurring of printed word, (i.e. Bonochick) and the usual casual admittance to such decadent and foolish behavior.

I have not yet decided punishment for rule violations; but expect it to be rude, smelly, and involve the boogie man.
 
Originally posted by Spyplane:
As of this moment forward, there will not be allowed any drinking, drunkeness, whorring around, unabusive language, oral pleasures, peaceful conversations, or non-recreational drugs allowed in this forum.


Damnit I just got here!
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*now* where am I suppsed to go?!
 
Originally posted by Queen of Blargh:
*throws weenie spyplane out the window

*slams a martini
Vacate my airspace or I'll have your escort planes retreat while your royal airwaves will be overtaken by the likes of boyband music and other teeny bop pop


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Don't look now...
 
Look, Queen of Fart
you're not even a plane!
You can't touch my radar, I am invisible to you too
so take my warning before I drop pumpkins on your trampoline
 
look spypain maybe i am a plane. ever think of that? no. didn't think you did. and i have ultrahightechsuperdupervision so i can see you just fine. and your fly is down.

stick your pumpkins up your exhaust pipe buddy.
 
So I guess this means you're not gonna buy me that stiff adult beverage? (did I mention I've never been drunk?
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
 
Dearest spyplane,

I'm having an orgasm even as we speak over this post. You, Tipper Gore, and I shall make a great censorship police.

XOXO

Love, Whortense

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~Whortense Wiffin
XI Comtess d'Enron and the conservative alter-ego of "melon"
 
Sicilia:

What is wrong with this thread? I think it is great!

I went to a Widespread Panic concert Sunday night. Since it was Sunday, there were no beer sales here in Shelby County. Therefore, I went across the county line into Jefferson County, bought a 12 pack, and "bootlegged" it back over the county line so that we could tailgate in "the lot" amongst all of the hippies before the concert. They were all smoking drugs, and I had a good beer buzz, but it didn't last long since I couldn't buy a $7 draft beer inside the concert.

If it weren't for Sheriffs like Spyplane, people like those hippies would turn this great nation into one big Haight-Ashbury district. And we all know what happened to Jerry Garcia.

~U2Alabama
 
Originally posted by z edge:
who?


Originally posted by ABEL:
will you buy me one of those stiff adult beverages?
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Originally posted by Spyplane:
of course!

I have to hurry up and drink mine before my next flight
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
 
Originally posted by LOVE MUSCLE:

Sorry LEBA,
someone else is at the controls
CONTROLS
CONTROLS
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FUCK (the rules)
sheriff
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*hi*


and who might that be?
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
 
Originally posted by Queen of Blargh:
*throws weenie spyplane out the window

*slams a martini

woooo...my hero
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"life should be fragrant; rooftop to the basement". Peace, U2 lovers ...from AdamGrrl
 
*remembers the U2 Spyplane was shot down
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

[This message has been edited by ABEL (edited 05-03-2002).]
 
Well I can see that everyone has followed the rules thus far, in spite of the expected few comments from the peanut gallery, so I will retire and let my sentries watch over the fort.
 
MY ASS
or
YOUR ASS
or SOMEBODY'S ASS

I just got back from playing drunk football with the boyz, and I have already had 12 pack and starting on another.

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*belch
*other type of gas
*(fart)
 
Originally posted by z edge:
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*belch
*other type of gas
*(fart)

*grabs the air freshener

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
 
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