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Old 12-11-2003, 09:14 AM   #1
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Man Gets More Than Phone Cut Off After Mix-Up

MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.

A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.

Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.

Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.
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Old 12-11-2003, 09:17 AM   #2
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still not as scary as the Cambodian guy whose wife squeezed his testicles

the guy died.
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He forgave her?
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Well, she did go back to get the missing piece...
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Old 12-11-2003, 10:19 AM   #5
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Damn!!! That's crazy!
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am i the only one who finds it funny that it was over text messages on a MOBILE PHONE?

see? those things are the devil! they only betray you in the end....
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Old 12-11-2003, 10:31 AM   #7
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Well, she did go back to get the missing piece...
How can you go from being so enraged that you cut of a guys penis to being so remosrseful that you run home from the hospital to get the missing appendage.



Talk about mood swings.
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can you imagine having to drive home from the hospital to get your husband's penis and go back with it...what do you do with it? put it in a plastic baggie and put it in your purse?
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i knew someone who had bobbit's (sp?) autograph framed and hanging above their toliet.
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can you imagine having to drive home from the hospital to get your husband's penis and go back with it...what do you do with it? put it in a plastic baggie and put it in your purse?
EWWWWWWW
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Old 12-11-2003, 04:42 PM   #11
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Oh damnit...where DID I put that thing?
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If it's too small, it would be difficult to find.


And probably not worth finding.
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